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An Interesting Voicemail

Today, while I was administering the AP Biology Exam, Chicky’s third period teacher paid me a visit.  In her hands was a note that read, “Chicky needs Midol.”

I looked at her and mouthed, “Does she have a headache?”

“No,” Ms. H. said.  “Her stomach is not feeling right, and she has chills.”

Ugh.  I thought she might be getting the flu, with the chills and all.

I wrote a note to Chicky:  “Check out, cancel your internship and babysitting for the day, and take your temperature.”

The teacher quietly left, and I finished up with the exam.

I headed to the office to sign out for the day, turning on my phone as I walked.

I had the following voicemail from Chicky:

Mama, I’m not sick.  I just need Midol.  I’m not gonna take my temperature.  I feel fine.  I’m not canceling internship, and I’m not canceling babysitting.  I just need to go poop and take Midol.  I’m fine.  Alright.  Goodbye.

Um, yeah.  I guess you could say she didn’t mince words, eh?

When I got to the office, I looked at the student check out log and saw she had checked back in shortly after checking out.

I guess she wasn’t kidding.

Indeed, she was alright.