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Hug An Inventor Day

Have you heard of “Hug An Inventor Day?”

No?

Well, that’s probably because it doesn’t exist.

But it should.

If I could hug an inventor, it would be the person who came up with this handy-dandy contraption…

Three guesses as what this thing is.

Here’s a clue…

The machine is a Scantron, and it’s used for counting the number of correct exam answers that students bubble in on forms similar to the one above.

I’d never used the machine before, but after a teacher suggested that I use the forms to make grading easier, I tweaked my exam and…well…VOILA!

I had no clue how to check my exams, but the wonderful media specialist at my school walked me through the steps.

The first thing that caught my attention was the sound.

Do y’all remember the days of dot matrix printers?  Remember the sounds they made as the cartridges made their way back and forth across the papers?

That, my friends, is what a Scantron sounds like as the forms get sucked across the scanner.

For a techie like me, it was music to my ears.

I was in love.

I googled for who invented the machine, and Cha Cha (the know-it-all for random bits of knowledge) claims that the Scantron began as a subsidiary of John Harland, a company based in California.

Still, I think someone deserves a hug for making teachers’ lives easier.

If I have a one complaint (you’ve gotta take the good with the bad, don’t you know), it’s that the machine doesn’t come with a short response answer checker.

THAT would have deserved a kiss too!

Unexpected Surprises From Mama

Chicky went back to college a couple of weeks ago.

As you know, Chicky plays soccer in college.

That is why I was not too happy when she called and asked me to mail her SOCCER CLEATS to her because she had left them at home.

Really?

With Spring Training just around the corner?

Oy.

Before I got them mailed, she rang me up again.  The conversation went something like this:

“Mama, have you mailed my shoes yet?”

“Nope.  Gonna do it in a couple of days.”

“Feel free to include a Ben Franklin,” she said coyly.

“I don’t know what fantasy world you’re living in, but keep on dreaming,” I said in response.

Yes, I’m a nurturing mother, aren’t I?

After I packed her box and sent it on its way, I sent her the following text:  “I just mailed your shoes, and I included a little something extra.”

On Tuesday evening, I called to see if she had received her shoes.  The conversation went something like this:

“Hi Chicky!  Did you get your shoes?”

“Yes, I sure did.  I was SO EXCITED because I thought you had mailed my birthday present, so I opened it right in class.”

Uh oh.

“Um, yeah, and I made a really big deal of ripping off the tape, so people were looking at me when I opened it.”

Oh my.

“Thanks a lot for the ‘extras” you put in there.  I was so embarrassed!”

Laughter now.

Why, you might ask?

Well, see, a week before she’d asked me to mail the box, she had called to tell me that she’d left her feminine products at home, and could I please provide the money to purchase more (i.e. could she use the family’s bank card).  I’d gotten on her case about leaving her stuff at home.

If you’re good at making predictions, you’ll know what’s coming.

If not, I’ll gently explain.

Not only had I mailed her the forgotten cleats, but I’d sprinkled her also-requested girlie stuff in with them.

Oh yes.

Never did I anticipate that she would open her box in class.

Um, yeah.

I think I might have to wait another year before I win Mother of the Year Award.

heeheehee

Postscript to this Post:  I mailed a birthday present to Chicky.  I called her to let her know it will be safe to open the package in front of other people.

heeheehee

Miss America Hodgepodge

Joyce is at it again, and the questions sure are fun this week!  Play along!  You’ll make life-long bloggy friends in the process!

1.  A new Miss America was crowned on Saturday night-did you watch? If you were a contestant what would your talent be?

I did not watch the show.  If I were a contestant, my talent would be balancing a very full plate on the very tip of one finger because that seems to be what I’ve been doing for the last couple of years.

2.  Do you have houseplants? Real or fake?

I have four real houseplants.  One is a plant that Chicky’s best friend gave her after she underwent surgery in the 9th grade.  Two were free plants that Home Depot gave out one weekend, and the other is a bamboo plant that I purchased around the same time that Chicky had her surgery.  I also have fake plants that we purchased to spruce up the house we eventually sold when we moved away from south Florida.

3.  When you were in school did you speak up or were you more of the hide your face, avoid eye contact, and pray the teacher didn’t call on you type of student?

I think I was kind of shy during class.  Honestly, I cannot remember.  I do know that I preferred to sit near the front, although in retrospect, all of the fun was happening in the back of the room!

As a teacher, I can spot those kids who try to avoid being called on; however, my desks are not arranged in rows but in clusters to better allow for cooperative learning.  There’s not a lot of hiding or avoiding in my classes!

4.  Next Monday marks the Chinese New Year…what do you order when someone suggests Chinese food?

I usually order Vegetable Lo Mein.  I like the carbs that I get from the pasta, and the veggies are vegan-friendly!

5.  How would you define a miracle? What would it take for you to consider something a miracle?

Every day is a miracle, in my humble opinion.  I see small miracles in the little ways that God orchestrates my day…puts certain people in my path at just the right time.  Big miracles are the healings that seem to “spontaneously” occur.  Such big events draw attention to God’s amazing power.

6.  What’s your favorite Disney song? If you’re stuck you’ll find a list here.

I love The Little Mermaid and especially the song, Part of Your World.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blW7MNm0FLU

It’s a theme I identify with as well, having struggled for years with feeling like an outsider in my environment.  I’m starting to feel like I fit in…finally…and it’s oh, so nice.  Guess this confidence is related to age and maturity?

7.  I should have _____________ yesterday.

I should have gone to bed earlier yesterday.

I love staying up late.  The only problem is that I have a job that requires getting out of bed before the sun, and this totally bites.  I’m worn out by mid-afternoon but seem to catch my second wind around 7 or 8pm, which makes me think I can stay up late.  By the weekend, I find myself sleeping until 10:30 or 11:00 to catch up.

8.  My Random Thought

I live a very hectic life.  I am under so much pressure as a second year teacher and, most recently, a newly enrolled Reading Endorsement student (a 300-credit program).

A word I’m focusing on this year is BALANCE.

According to dictionary.com, balance can be defined as,

mental steadiness or emotional stability; habit of calm behavior, judgment, etc.

I am trying to keep things in perspective.  What will matter in 100 years?

Will it be the fact that I stressed over every little thing?

Nope.

What will last is the influence I have on those around me.  I have the potential to positively or negatively affect those around me.  How I treat others, because of the way I handle the stresses of my life, has a trickle-down effect that could be felt for years.

I am determined to strike some kind of balance in my life.

Tall order?  You bet, but with God’s help, I can do it.

A Student Revisits Her Blog

When you teach, you often wonder how much of an impact you are really having on your students…how permanent the impressions are that you leave.

Well, last night, I got a shock when Google Reader pulled up a new post by one of the students I had the honor of teaching last year.

You might remember MartyTheSmarty.

Oh yes, this was one of my most talented writers.  Her gift for words (both oral and written) were far advanced for her age.

She had stopped blogging as soon as the school year ended, and I’ll admit that I was disappointed.  Of all the people to blog, I figured it would be her.

Of course, she is a senior this year and carrying a challenging course load.  Her goal is to become a doctor, and she has the brains and focus to do so.

Still, she was a student I’d connected with immediately, and I’d missed her.

The link above will take you to her post.  Please take a moment to visit her and, if led, leave her a comment.

I promise that you won’t regret the time you spend over there.  Her humor will leave you chuckling, and her honest self-assessment will impress you.

This girl is going places.

I don’t really know if I’ve left lasting impressions, but this young lady certainly left one on me.  A part of my heart belongs to this fine young lady, and I cannot wait to see what amazing things she accomplishes in the future.

Holidays That Fall on Mondays…

…are for sleeping in, only to be woken up to a puppy who wants to snuggle…

…running errands (must add a fourth dog decal)…

…getting your nails done in a pretty OPI color (“Dear Santa”)…

…and watching high school soccer…

Sundays are for…

…being lazy…

Best Friends

Best friends…

They seem to instinctively know when you need a lift.

They send you pretties, like the following…

Pretties that they fashioned themselves yet give themselves way too little credit for…

Christina didn’t know that Friday was going to be a roller coaster ride for me.

God did, though, and He used the blessing of our friendship to put a smile on my face.

Thanks, Christina, for being so thoughtful and generous.  I ♥ you much and praise the Lord for bringing us together through our love for knitting and parenting.

Eager To Help

Yesterday, I felt my stress level increase exponentially after I received an email welcoming me to the first of ten Reading Endorsement classes.

What is Reading Endorsement?  It’s a reading certification program that reading teachers in Florida are required to obtain.  A teacher is allowed to begin teaching reading without this certification; however, the teacher must be making progress toward earning the additional certificate.

Hence, it is time for me to take the plunge.

I cannot say that I’m very excited.  The teaching certification program I went through last year left me enlightened but burned out.  So, the prospect of another year and a half of classes, albeit one at a time this go-round as opposed to three at a time like last year, does not leave me happy.  Lengthy readings and weekly assignments in addition to my full plate of lesson planning, parenting, and domestic engineering will not leave much free time.

And yet I keep reminding myself of my New Year’s goal…to maintain balance in my life.

I am determined to stay calm and not kill myself by being super-anal about everything.

I recently started taking Molly on almost daily walks.  She needs the extra attention with the additional furry family member who unexpectedly joined the family.

As I felt the stress increase yesterday, I reached for the dog leash.

Molly was only too happy to comply…

Seriously?  How could anyone turn down a face like that?

If you don’t mind, I’d appreciate some prayers.  Despite my vow to breathe deeply and take things in stride, this goes completely against my nature.  I tend to become the Energizer bunny the more wound up I get, and I just don’t want to walk around in circles and exhaust myself.

Thanks a bunch!

Diamante Poems

A few days ago while browsing online for lesson plan ideas, I came across this site.

It’s part of Read Write Think’s online community that plays host to thousands of lesson plans.

The link provided above takes you to an interactive part of RWT’s site where students can make Diamante Poems, which are poems that form diamonds after specific words have been added.

The way the site works is that students are prompted to enter specific types of words…topics, adjectives, etc., until the poem is finished.

Then, students get a final copy of their poems, which they can save or print.

I had to check try things out for myself (can’t let the kids have all the fun).  I opted for the antonym poem, comparing knitting to cooking.  Here’s what my final product looked like…

The Instructions That Were Given To Me:

Line 1 – Your beginning topic (mine was knitting)
Line 2 – Two adjectives about knitting
Line 3 – Three -ing words about knitting
Line 4 – Four nouns or a short phrase linking your topic or topics
Line 5 – Three -ing words about cooking
Line 6 – Two adjectives about cooking
Line 7 – Your ending topic (mine was cooking)

This was a lot of fun to do.  I know it will increase my students’ vocabularies as well as their grammar knowledge.  I think it would be a lot of fun for a child to do at home as well.

My classes will LOVE this activity.  My students really enjoy hands-on activities, and I cannot wait to post their work on my walls.

I’m either going to use this as a technology center or will have my students create these via hard copy.  All I’ll have to do is change up the types of words I want them to use (adjectives, adverbs, etc.).

Wednesday Hodgepodge #61

You’ve just gotta love the random questions that Joyce comes up with each week!  Play along by posting your own answers, linking up with Joyce, then visiting other bloggers to see how they answered.

1.  Lake Superior University has once again published a list of words/phrases they think should be banished from the Queen’s English in 2012 –amazing, baby bump, shared sacrifice, occupy, blowback, man cave, the new normal, pet parent, win the future, trickeration, ginormous, and thank you in advance.  Which of these words/phrases would you most like to see banished from everyday speech and why? Go here to read more about how the words are chosen.

Well, without knowing the definition for this, I’d have to say that blowback can go back to where it originated from.  It sounds icky even to say, so what’s the point?  I love the terms man cave and baby bump…such visual words!!

2.  Are you easily embarrassed?

Hmmm…interesting question.  I am somewhat self-conscious, but I can’t say that I get embarrassed easily any more.  I’m starting to grow into my skin…finally, after almost 41 years.

3.  What is your go-to snack?

I’m not much of a snacker any more.  If I have a choice, though, I love chips and salsa or fresh hummus.  Yum!

4.  Have you ever been to Washington D.C.? If not do you have any desire to go? What site/attraction would you most want to see in that city? If you have been, what’s your favorite site/attraction?

I’ve visited Washington, D.C. twice.  I was eight or nine years old the first time.  My family had driven from Colorado to Washington, D.C.  Yeah, a long trip.  My stepfather had to attend a business conference, so we signed up for an organized tour.  I’ll never forget the blisters I got from all of the walking we did that day.  However, I believe that my love of history began growing with that trip.  The Smithsonian was incredibly overwhelming yet fascinating at the same time.  Mount Vernon was so much fun.  The Lincoln Memorial was awe-inspiring (Lincoln was an incredibly brave man, IMHO).  However, it was my visit to Arlington Cemetery that was the most memorable and sobering.  My mom, Super Sis, and I quietly observed the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

The second time I visited D.C. was when Chicky was in the sixth grade.  We flew up for a soccer tournament.  We stayed in Manassas, VA, and got to visit the site of the Battle of Bull Run.  Oh, to stand on the ground where brother fought against brother.  There is a statue of Stonewall Jackson at that site, and I had just finished reading a book about him.  He was a charismatic Christian man who, I’m sure, is dancing in heaven right now.  I just had to have my picture taken in front of that statue.

I would love to go back to D.C. again and spend more time in such places as the Smithsonian.  I also want to see the Vietnam Memorial.  I’ve only seen a small replica that visited Podunk, USA a couple of years ago.

5.  Sit ups-planks-lunges-squats…which do you hate the least?

I’d have to say that I hate squats the least.  I really enjoyed the years I spent taking the kids to school and then working out at the gym.  I had buns of steel (LOL) which meant lots and lots and lots of lunges and squats.  Planks…not my favorite.  I don’t have a lot of core strength, so these are difficult for me.

6.  What’s a small act of kindness you were shown that you’ve never forgotten?

Just one, Joyce?  I really don’t know how to answer this.  Almost daily, I am the recipient of small acts of kindness, whether it’s a smile from a student walking down a hallway or a bundle of flowers from a friend.

As I was typing the above, though, I recalled an incident that will always sit at the top of my list of acts of kindness.

In April 2001, my father unexpectedly passed away.  I’ve blogged about this before, but I’ll give you the gist of it in case you’re not a regular reader.

My father was a very healthy man and was training for a triathlon when, while on a bike ride, he fell over, dying instantly of what was later determined to be a brain aneurism.  I got the phone call that night and was devastated.

My parents had gotten divorced when I was very young, and I only got to see my dad a couple of times between the divorce and the age of 24, when we reconnected after Rooster’s birth.  It had taken years to repair and rebuild the relationship.

My dad was a quirky Frenchman who had lived in Texas for quite a while.  As a result, he had a French accent with a touch of Southern twang.  It was quite the combination.

He surprised me on my 25th birthday, flying into town with the most beautiful, fancy, Food Network-worthy chocolate raspberry cake that a friend had made especially for me and that had managed to stay intact during the flight.

Our time together was too short.

The morning after his death, I had to break the news to my children, who were in elementary school at the time.

It was not an easy task, and I cried a lot.

Chicky left the room and went upstairs.  When she came back, she had a package for me.  When I unwrapped it, it was a framed picture that my dad had given her.  She told me that she wanted me to have it so I could always remember him.

This was the most unselfish thing a person has ever done for me and coming from a child who sensed the depth of my grief…well, you can only imagine how touched I was.

7.  Have you ever been a blood donor?

No, I have never donated blood.  I do not weigh enough.  I have a huge fear of needles and get light-headed when I get blood drawn.  My weight provides a convenient excuse to avoid the guilt of not donating blood.

8.  My Random Thought

Super Sis turned 39 on Monday.  Yes, she’s really 39 and not just holding.  When I was at her house during Christmas, I had left her gift with my older nephew, who tucked it away in a super-secret location.  He remembered to get the gift out.  She texted me her thanks along with pictures…

I found the bracelet at Kohl’s.  It’s a sister bracelet with some sort of gem in it.  I wasn’t sure if she would like it.  Her picture tells the story…

She’s a gal who likes simple things.  The bracelet goes with her style perfectly!

Happy Birthday, Super Sis!  You’re a blessing to me and to everyone who is fortunate enough to cross paths with you.