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Please Wear Your High Heels

Since I’ve been on the topic of teaching, I thought I’d share a funny comment that one of my students made yesterday.

He saw me in the hall, and he asked, “Mrs. AuburnChick, why haven’t you been wearing your high heels?”

I responded by saying, “Well, my foot is still pretty bruised up from where the football players threw Blow Pops during the homecoming parade, so I haven’t been able to wear them.”

To which he said, “Well, I’m really tired of you being sassy WITHOUT wearing the heels.”

I think it’s safe to say that I got a good laugh out of that comment!

By the way, I saw the following tape dispenser at Office Depot yesterday…

I really must get this…if only to annoy my students further!  😀

Classroom Management 101

Forget Harry Wong…

Forget Fred Jones…

I have a rather unique classroom management strategy.

It goes something like this.

Spend the weekend out of town and return home only to apply makeup from your travel bag (if you’re a guy, you’ll have to improvise).

Go to school.

Watch as your energy-draining (I’m being very nice here) first period class walks in quietly, sits down, completes the bellwork on the overhead, and opens up their independent reading books…all WITHOUT being reminded.

Stand in amazement after you’ve tried almost every other trick in the books written by such illustrious education experts mentioned above, and think to yourself, “Boy, I seem to have things down pat.”

Listen as a student finally asks, “Mrs. AuburnChick [insert your own name here], are you sick today?”

Answer with the following, “No, why do you ask?”

To which you receive this response, “Because your eyes look kind of funny.”

Respond with a curious look on your face and the comment, “Really?”

Grab your mirror…only to discover that because you were living out of a makeup bag, you didn’t grab the eyeliner…thus your eyes look sunken in and sickly.

Hence, we have discovered a new way of managing the class:  look like you’re too sick to put much effort into disciplining.  The kids will feel sorry for you and will behave as they should.

Where’s a publisher.  I’m feeling the need to write a book and make millions.

Another Busy Weekend

Yeah, I know…I’ve been MIA for a couple of days.

Here are your clues as to why…

Ok…so, Friday night found me on the football field, watching THE rivalry game between Rooster’s high school team and the school where I teach.

Although I rooted for Podunk High School to win…consider that I’ve got seven years vested in this school…seven years of my own children’s education invested there…my hurt lurched with an abundance of love for the other team, fans, and fellow teachers and staff.

I’m proud to say that Rooster’s school won on the field.  The bands, though, BOTH came out winners.  They played their hearts out, kept the crowds entertained, and conducted themselves with class.

My weekend wasn’t over, though.

More clues…

Yep.

The Mr. and I drove down to watch Chicky’s team play a game.

Chicky was having a good game…doing her thing…

Until she went down.

My hurt nearly stopped in fear, and my stomach began to turn.

She tried to get up but couldn’t, trying to crawl on all fours.

I looked at the Mr. in concern.

Sigh.

I hate being a soccer mom sometimes.

It only took a minute before she got up and walked down the sideline.

Praise the Lord!

However, all was not completely well.

She went back into the game and played.

As the second half started, and she began her run down my side of the field, she turned to me and said that her shoulder had popped out of its joint, but it had gone back in.

Her brave smile masked her pain.

She came off the field after the game with her shoulder wrapped in saran wrap…a huge bag of ice secured to her right arm.

Sigh.

She was crying too.

My eyes nearly filled with tears.

Oh, you think she was crying from pain?

Not my tough-as-nails girl.

Nope.

She was crying because she blamed herself for two of the goals that the other team had scored…all because she couldn’t lean into people and get in their way like she normally does.

Sigh.

This child…um…nearly grown daughter of mine…is driven…determined not to let her team down.

Over the years, she’s played with a 104 temperature, bronchitis, and other ailments.

This child rarely allows herself to be pulled from a field…for any reason.

She changed her clothes while we watched the men’s team play.

When she returned, she sat with her teammates, and she began to recover emotionally from the let-down of the game.

We wound up having some fun…all while she sat with that bag of ice on her shoulder…ever the reminder that she was hurt.

I can’t tell you how hard it was to leave my girl behind as we drove home today.

Tomorrow, she’s going to be evaluated by the team’s trainer, and a course of action will be determined based on his findings.

Please pray for her.  God is the healer.  I know this.  I’m praying, though, for wisdom and, ultimately, a full recovery for my sweet baby girl.

Please say a prayer for Guy Friend as well.  He came off the field sporting his own bag of ice, saran-wrapped to his ankle.

Quite the couple, let me tell you.