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Hydrographophobia

Observe…a simple purse…

Take a peek inside…

What’s the big deal, you may wonder.  You carry a few pens with you whereever you go.

Sure you do.  Everyone does.

But, do you have  the assortment that I do?

One quick trip to Office Depot resulted in the purchase of  twenty new pens, which I just cannot be apart from.  When I added them to the highlighters that I use when I grade and the mechanical pencils that I also like to keep on hand…well…it’s almost embarrassing…

I could justify my odd behavior by saying that I am a teacher and must be prepared.

I actually think I harbor a secret fear…

That of not being able to find a pen when I need it.

When I’m out and about and need pens for anything, I refuse to use the ones that store clerks offer.  Their pens are germ-laden, and I just want to gag when I think of how many people’s hands have held them.

And so I continue to accumulate writing utensils.

I checked to see if there was a word that means “fear of running out of pens.” 

There’s not.

Using my knowledge of Greek and Latin suffixes and prefixes, I have hereby made up a new word:

Hydrographophobia

My students would be so proud.

6 Responses

  1. I’m totally checking myself into rehab for that same condition… I LOVe going down office supply aisles in stores & checking out new pens & seeing which one I like the best 🙂

  2. I think you might be in need of an intervention…SOON! 😉

  3. Too funny!!!!! I have an obsession for all things “teachy”….(there’s a word for you!)….pens, folders, pencils, crayons, markers, etc., etc., etc…….

  4. I cleared out my bag this morning and counted more than 20 writing implements – pens, pencils, marker pens, permanent markers. I wouldn’t mind but I only cleared out my bag last week. Where on earth have they all come from?!?!? Maybe we could set up a self-help group lol!!

  5. I’m especially fearful of the pens in the doctor’s office so I usually carry a few pens with me…but I don’t come close to having the assortment you have 😉 It’s always good to be prepared!

  6. I’m dying here! I think you have more pens than I do! I color-code my calendar so I’ll know what I have to do every day. LOVE the different color highlighters!

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