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Sibling Bonding

Chicky and Rooster have taken on a new challenge:  lifeguarding classes.

The course runs for seven nights (6 to 10) at our community college.

I figured this would be a neat sibling-bonding experience, and this is exactly what it’s turned out to be!

The first night of class, the Mr. and I anxiously waited for them to get home.

Chicky came in first, loudly announcing, “That was the worst thing I’ve ever had to do.  If I was a quitter, I would never go back.”

She then headed to the bathroom to grab a shower.

Rooster came in next and filled us in on the details.

See, although we’ve lived in Florida all of the kids’ lives, Chicky has never been particularly fond of “formal” swimming.

The kids learned to swim right after we moved to Miami.  This was the time I got to quit my job and become a stay-at-home mom.  Needing something to do with two children under the age of four, I took them swimming twice a day.

We would eat breakfast, let our tummies settle, and head out.  We went home in time for lunch and a nap.  Then, after a snack and a brief tummy-settling time, we headed back out for session #2.

Rooster learned to swim the summer he turned two, with Chicky learning around the same time.  She was four.

I paid for swimming lessons a few years later, just so they could learn how to do the strokes properly.

Chicky was not super fond of these sessions.

So, the kids grew up, attending pool parties and swimming pretty good.

Rooster swam on the middle school swim team during seventh and eighth grade.  He loved it!

Rooster’s coach was the nicest lady.  She also coached the high school team.

When Chicky tore her ACL in 9th grade, Coach offered to let her do laps with the high school team.  Swimming is one of the best cardio workouts and because it is non-weight-bearing, it is the perfect exercise when rehabbing.

Chicky showed up one morning, did a few laps, and declared herself non-swimming material.  She never went back.

With this history in mind, it’s a wonder she decided to take the lifeguard class in the first place!  But, the desire for a job and the money that goes along with it overruled her objections.

While she was in the shower, Rooster told us how she struggled during the 300 yard warm up.  100 freestyle, 100 breast stroke, and the last 100 whatever you wanted.

Chicky had no idea how to execute the breast stroke.  Kicking her legs out sideways really made her nervous given her knee stuff from years ago.  She’s uber-sensitive to some motions.

She doggy-paddled the last 100 yards, literally dog-tired.

Next, they had to swim from the shallow to the deep end of the pool, take a breath, and dive down to retrieve a 10lb brick and tote it back to the shallow end…in two minutes.

Chicky did pretty good, only coming up for air once before successfully grabbing the brick.

One other thing the students had to do was, while treading water, use the motion of their arms and hands to propel themselves up and then down through the water to touch bottom of the pool (11 feet, I think) with their toes.

Chicky has always been coordinated, but she could not get the hang of the motion.

Rooster said she kept going sideways under the water instead of straight down.

Poor girl.

Chicky came out of the shower, and it was Rooster’s turn, so we got Chicky’s side of the story.

She pretty much repeated the same things Rooster had said, but she told us something funny.

She said that at one point during the 300-yard warm-up, she got to the end of the pool, took a moment to catch her breath, and looked up at Rooster, asking, “Am I doing this right?”

Rooster squatted down and clapped his hands for her, encouraging her.

Oh my gosh, but when I heard this, my heart swelled with joy.

For those of you who have children who argue more than they hug, and I’m not talking hugging to squeeze the life out of the other, then let me give you this hope.

They do grow up.

They do wind up, most of the time, liking each other.

See, they have a commonality with each other that others don’t have.

They know what it’s like to be raised by their particular set of parents.  They can share the injustices of being grounded for “nothing,” doing chores til their fingers fell off (yeah, right), and eating burned food three nights in a row (heaven forbid).

The kids take the final test on Monday.  I have every confidence they’ll pass.

I also know that though my kids will have their own lives as they get older, they’ll always have this special week together.  It’s something they and I will cherish.

How To Recognize a Coupon Girl

Well, I’m feeling a little lazy.  It’s Monday, don’t you know, and I had an interesting subbing assignment (fodder for my next post, I think).

Thank goodness I came across the following clip!  I just HAD to share it with you.  It’s a riot!

If you’ve gotten on the Coupon Train, you will TOTALLY get this.  If you haven’t, for heaven’s sake, watch it so you’ll know what your life can be like!

Enjoy!

AuburnChick is LOVING the Dyson!

Oh man, but who would have thought vacuuming could be so much fun?!

Of course, with what I paid for my new Dyson, I better be smiling.

After Saturday’s church yard sale, I headed home, only to spend the ENTIRE afternoon cleaning.

I have no idea what got into me, but once I started, I just couldn’t stop!

My initial objective was to vacuum Chicky’s room.  As directed, she had not gone out of town until she cleaned her room.  All week, there had been piles of clothes and other junk on her floor.

I vacuumed once and emptied the canister.

Out of curiosity, I vacuumed a second time and got another full canister of pet hair and dirt.

I pulled off the attachment and cleaned the dusty baseboards.

I couldn’t stop myself from cleaning the blinds with the vacuum wand.  Even the walls got a swipe.

Next, I headed another bedroom where Molly sleeps.

Oy, but the hair and dust that lives in that room!

I had taken the sheets off the futon, and when I saw all the hair, I knew I just had to try out my newest contraption.  The picture speaks for itself…

I’m sure you can see that the right half is the “clean” side, and the left, well, it’s still icky.

My old vacuum was a very nice Eureka (the Wind Tunnel, I think), but it never got results like this!

I am psyched and feel like a little kid with a new toy…wondering what I can use it on next!

Look out Pele…here I come!

teeheehee

AuburnChick Gets a Deal on a Knitting Bag

Today, my church’s youth group had its annual yard sale.  This is a chance for the kids to earn money that can be used to offset the expenses associated with various trips during the summer.  Students earn money by donating items and working the sale.

Because Chicky had to go out of town for soccer practice, I offered to work her shift.

I should get MAJOR Mom Points for this because instead of sleeping in, like I had originally planned, I had to wake up at 5:30am!!

Oy!

I will say that working garage sales is hectic but fun.  You see a lot of interesting characters, that’s for sure.  I mean, people have to be missing a few marbles to actually get up and drive around at 6am to hunt for good deals!

Hey, what am I saying.  If I had a chance to do this at a grocery store, I would totally be there.  Then again, I KNOW I’m a few eggs short of a dozen.

Doors were set to open at seven.  By 6:45, there was a line all the way to the parking lot.

At seven, on the dot, an older woman, who’d obviously not taken the time to have her happy pill, started pulling on the locked door.  She made quite a show of it, rattling the glass door several times.

I walked over and put my hands together in a prayer position to indicate that the workers were praying before beginning.

She didn’t get the message and proceeded to tell me, “It’s seven.”

Grrr…

I opened the door just a crack (I was afraid I’d get trampled), and explained that the teens were getting last-minute instructions, and the group was praying.

Again, this woman did not seem to care.

HELLO!  I wanted to ask her if she’d forgotten that this was a CHURCH garage sale.

Good gravy!

“It’s seven o’clock,” she said, again.

Grrr…

I walked away, praying that I won’t be that impatient when I get to be her age.

Yeah, right.  Who am I kidding.

Whatever.

The doors finally opened, and we got busy.

As I said, you see some interesting things at yard sales.  One woman brought her pooch…in a stroller…

Her young child was walking beside the stroller.

Strange.

By 9:00, a few of us were starving, so the youth pastor ran to Burger King for some yummies…

Oh yeah, baby.  They tasted as good as they looked!

There were some good deals to be had, and people took full advantage of them.

One woman brought up an assortment of things but changed her mind when she saw the price on a purse she had brought to the payment counter.

I fell in love with it…

It was a brand new Vera Bradley Cargo Sling.  The color is Riviera Blue.  The bag still had its tags on it.

The family that donated it had also donated two others.  This family has three teenage girls, and they had been gifted the same bag multiple times.

The price sticker had $10.

Folks, this bag retails for $90.

Seriously good deal, eh?

I will say that I pondered it over for a couple of hours, lovingly admiring the pockets that adorn the inside and outside…

All I could envision was placing my knitting notions into those fabulous compartments.

It also has a wide, adjustable strap, which is perfect for me because I take my knitting EVERYWHERE…

The bright blue and yellow colors ensure that I will not leave this baby anywhere!

After considering the pro’s and con’s (were there actually con’s?  I can’t recall thinking up any…), I broke down and wrote a check.

I’m tickled pink.  I love my old bag, another Vera Bradley, which was a gift from Coupon Queen and Grand Pooba, but the straps are getting quite worn.  I will keep it as I can always use another tote.

But, it’s going to be fun to have something new!

AuburnChick’s Vacuum Goes Kaput

Last week, when I attempted to vacuum, I heard a pop, and the vacuum went kaput.

My sweet vacuum, which has withstood my tinkering, finally up and died.

With three dogs and two allergy-ridden humans in the house, this spelled D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R.

I didn’t stress about it, but the Mr. did.

The thing that pushed him over the top was when he thought he was picking dog hair off his socks, and it started moving!  It was a spider!!!

Hence, his immediate decision to go vacuum-shopping.

Armed with a 10% coupon, we headed to Best Buy.  The Mr. had studied the reviews, so he had some idea of what he wanted.

He wanted a Dyson, plain and simple.

Now, let me ask you.  How many of you have gone vacuum cleaner shopping?

You know it’s not easy!

Any time we go in to buy an object with the price tag that the Dyson carries, it’s no simple feat.  I mean, you don’t just grab a box and go.  Oh no – not in this family.

We eyeballed the models and carefully read the specs.

Of course, we also compared the prices, trying to decide if certain features were worth the expenses associated with them.

We pulled the models off the display shelf and pushed them around the floor.

Finally, an associate came over and offered to help.

He quickly narrowed in on our two favorite models, the DC 25 and the DC 28 and plugged them in for us.  While spouting off the pro’s of his favorite model (the more expensive one, of course), he shredded up some paper and scattered the pieces on the floor.

Then he did the test, which both passed.

Along the way, we learned that the 28 has new technology to improve the suction and keep the front of the vacuum down low, against the floor.  This, obviously, leads to more debris being picked up.

The Mr. really liked the ball structure of the DC 25.  It was a little smaller and lighter, making for easier maneuvering.  The primary area we need to use the new machine is the bedroom carpet.  With bedrooms comes a lot of furniture.

Back and forth we went before finally deciding to get the newest model.  We figured that if we were going to spend so much money, we might as well get the best.

We sucked in our breaths as the associate rang up our purchase and tried not to throw up as we drove home.

We don’t like spending this much money.  My hope is that we’ll save money on allergy medicine and, thus, make up the money.

Being the good blogger that I am, I took pictures of my new baby…

This model comes with the motorized tool and bare floor attachment, which you connect to the hose and use the base as a “canister.”

The Mr. took the Dyson for its maiden voyage.  I was impressed with the deep “skid” marks left by it…

Here’s what we got from that one room…

Do you see the small granuals of dirt?  That was one of my biggest concerns when making a decision.

I wanted to ensure that I would be able to use the vacuum in my main living areas, which have wood floors, and know that even the dirt that the dogs drag in would be picked up.

Another nice feature of my new toy is the ease in setting up the hose and extension rod…

Overall, I am pleased.  With the five year warranty, I am confident that this vacuum was a good purchase and will more than pay for itself in the long run.

Thank goodness, because we’ll be eating a lot of tuna salad and pb&j in the meantime!

AuburnChick Gets a Makeover

No, Clinton and Stacy have not surprised me at work with video of my tasteless outfits, and there’s no $5,000 shopping spree in New York awaiting me.

Hmmm…I wonder what they would have thought about the outfit I wore to school yesterday…

Hurry…somebody…nominate me!  AuburnChick wants to go shopping on someone else’s dime!

Heehee

Anyhoo…it’s only the blog, not my person, that’s getting a makeover.

Yeah, yeah.  I know.  If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Blame it on Spring, or blame it on me turning 40.  Whatever the reason, I’m suddenly feeling the urge for a fresh, new look on the blog.

Because I don’t host my own blog, I’m limited in the themes I can select from.  But each theme offers various customizable features.

I’m going to try a few things out, so don’t be surprised if this place looks a little different the next time you visit.  It won’t be anything radical, and nothing of substance (i.e. my well-thought-out posts) will disappear.

I’m giving you permission to critique the new look.  Be nice, but be honest.

If you prefer the old theme, by all means, let me know.

Thanks for being patient while I humor myself.

Random Dozen – Anyone Like Gladiators?

It’s Random Dozen time!  Post on Wednesdays and go back to Linda’s blog to add a link to your post.  Then, comment on others’ posts!  It’s a great way to meet new bloggers!

This picture is a clarification for question 1:

1. How do you feel about “Gladiator” sandals, also called “Roman” or “Jesus” sandals? A fashion yea or nay?

I cannot stand gladiator shoes, unless they are worn by Russell Crowe in such movies as Gladiator (one of my favorites, by the way).  I’ve tried really hard to like them, but I just can’t make myself.  I think they make me feel bad for the feet they are keeping in jail.  They are nothing like simple flip flops.

2. What is your favorite pizza?

Veggie pizzas rock!  If I had it my way, I’d eat vegetarian, which would include chocolate because there’s no meat in chocolate, and cocoa beans come from some plant, which makes them a vegetable, right?

How did I get from veggie pizza to chocolate?  I have no idea.  However, this is the Random Dozen, so it’s fitting.

3. There are plans in the works to sell roughly 1,000 items from Star Trek: The Experience in Las Vegas. This means you could buy Picard’s chair for your family room. If not a Star Trek item, what prop, background, set, etc. from what TV or movie would you buy if you could?  [Ex: Hurley’s “I Love my Shih tzu” shirt from LOST, the plantation home “Tara” from Gone With the Wind, or Tracy’s tambourine from the Partridge Family.]

Russell Crow’s gladiator shoes from the movie Gladiator.

Just kidding.

If I could have a memento from a show, I’d take the Mirror Ball from Dancing With the Stars.

As one of the original fans from Season 1, I think I’ve proven myself worthy!  It would be the centerpiece on my dining room table.  Yeppers!

4. Name a local food or restaurant that your area is famous for.

Let’s just say that Guy Fieri won’t be visiting my locale for his Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives…

Since I cannot think of a food my area is famous for, so I’ll reach back to where I grew up.  Forgive me if you’ve read this story before.

I grew up in LA (Lower Alabama), where the specialty of my small town was Chitlins.  I won’t post a picture of them as they are quite nasty.  Every year, we had a Chitlin Jamboree, complete with a parade and fair, of some sort.  There was a chitlin eating contest, and I still remember the sight of those greasy old men eating those nasty, slimy pig innards.  You could smell the aroma from my house.  Blech.  I never tried them, though.  I was smart, even as a kid.

5. What is your current favorite snack?

Brownies.  Remember that I bought 14 boxes?  We’re eating brownie bites here!

6. Hypothetical: You are required to be a reality show contestant. Which show would you choose based on your probability of success? (You cannot choose “none.”)

A. Dancing with the Stars
B. Biggest Loser
C. Survivor

Gee, you had to throw in that little clause, eh?  Probability of success.

Hey, can I fake stupidity.  I’m actually horrible with math, and probability is the worst!

See, I think I could win Biggest Loser because I actually do enjoy dieting and working out.  However, I’d lose because I don’t have enough weight to lose…five pounds wouldn’t get me far.

If I was on Dancing With the Stars, I’m afraid I’d look tense, like Kate Gosselin.  You can tell she’s really focused on the dance steps, so she’s not enjoying herself.  And, although, in my imagination, I see myself moving smoothly like Shakira, if I look at myself realistically, I’d look like a 40-year-old knitting mom trying to slither around like a snake while dancing the Rumba.  Um, not ballroom worthy, and the judges would eat me for dinner.

Survivor, oh how I love thee.  I’ve watched this show almost every season it’s been on, but I have a little problem with lying, so I’m not so sure I’d do so well.  However, Ethan won by being honest, so maybe, just maybe.  But my dislike of spiders might hurt me.  Is there a place on earth that doesn’t have spiders?  Pray tell they wouldn’t stick me on Antarctica!  I’m a Floridian, and that TRULY would be Survivor!

Ok…my pick would be Survivor.  I’d beat Russell and have him crying during the finale.

7. On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being uninhabitable and 10 being cleanliness that meets the standards of OCD, how clean is your vehicle’s interior?

I’d say a 5.  It’s fairly neat, if you don’t count the reusable Publix bags in the back.  At least someone finally threw out the leftover cheese biscuit from Saturday night’s dinner at Red Lobster.  One of the kids left it in the backseat, where it stayed until this afternoon.  Maybe that’s why my car smelled like garlic.

8. It doesn’t feel like Spring until _________.

I can leave my windows and doors open to enjoy the fresh air.

9. Something that made you laugh really hard recently is ____.

During the Dancing With the Stars results show, viewers were treated to fake movie promo’s.  I hee-hawed at “Cha Chablanca,” starring Evan and Niecy.  It was really funny!

10. Tell me about a goal you’re working toward.

Finding a teaching job.  I’ve been subbing for the last year and a half.  I am so grateful for this time of preparation.  I feel confident in classroom management, and I know that this is the job that I am supposed to do (unless God sees fit to let me win the lottery and be a couch potato).

11. Share a thought-provoking or inspiring quote this week.

Does this have to be from a famous person, because I can’t think of one.  What I’ll do is share a question that a student asked me today:

“Mrs. AuburnChick, have you ever worked for the police or been in the military?”

Um, yeah.  See, this was during my fourth period class, and I’d been forewarned that this class was “fun.”  What a way to send a sub off to lunch, eh?  Gave me something to look forward to when I came back.

So, I went in ready to stand my ground.  And that’s what I did, keeping the kids on task…kicking them off of games, and making them work their magic in web design.

And then the question came.  And it’s making me think.

How do I run my classes?  Is it like being in the military?

Honestly, kind of sort of yes.  This is how I run my home as well.  Everyone has their things they are responsible for, and I allow little leeway for slacking.

My belief is that students should show up ready to learn.  That’s their jobs right now, just like it’s teachers’ jobs to show up, prepared, and ready to teach.

Food for thought…how to balance (which I think I do in the classroom…at home, maybe not as much as I should).

12. Name one thing that you do as a parent that you absolutely know will make your kids happy. If you’re not a parent, feel free to substitute “friend” or nomenclature that works for you.

Bake brownies or cookies.  This act alone brings grumpy teenagers out of their bedrooms.  It unites the entire family…until we start fighting over who’s had how many.  I guess my baking brings about a temporary peace.  I’ll take that.  It’s better than nothing!

I Think I Need To Clarify

Ok all…I think I need to apologize and clarify something.

See, the other day, I posted a couple of PSA’s.  Y’all are pretty smart and figured out that something must have happened to trigger the one about blog commenting.

I want you to know that my post was left with one commenter in mind.  If you even question if it was you, then be assured that it wasn’t.  Does that make sense?

See, there was a comment left for me, but it was by someone I know in real life.  The comment hurt my feelings a lot and angered me as well.  I have since talked to the person, and although I don’t think that things were rectified completely, at least that person knows how I feel.

Please know that I do welcome and desire comments.  Comments let me know that people care.  I have always found your comments uplifting and, often, quite funny!

And questions?  Oh yes.  I fully believe that comments should contain questions.  Good gravy, but how would we ever learn anything if we didn’t ask?

My point in writing that portion of the post was to remind everyone that we should try to be positive when we comment on blogs.  There is so much in this life that is negative.  We all struggle with self-doubts.  But lending a listening ear…well, that’s one of the wonderful things about blogging.

So, I apologize if I made you think it was you.

It wasn’t.

I hope you’ll forgive me.

Hugs!!

What Do You Really See?

Today, while hanging the laundry on the clotheslines, I started thinking (and the smoke detectors started going off…just kidding).

If people saw your clothes hanging on your line, what might they think about the people who live inside?

My eyes misted over as I gazed upon this quilt…

Now, one might assume that the owner doesn’t know how to take care of stuff.

However, a wise soul might understand that this quilt has been used often.  How many children lay beneath it, keeping warm at night?  What comfort was found within its folds as one child or the other fought bronchitis, the stomach bug, or strep throat?

Oh, the stories this quilt could tell an observer.

What about these items…

The shirt is Chicky’s Olympic Development Program (ODP) shirt from a couple of years ago, and the socks…well, they are her soccer socks.

A passerby might assume there’s an athlete in the house.  Either that or someone who’s been on Survivor and wore the long socks during the challenges.

Seriously, though, I wonder if the person might even remotely guess at how many games were played by the owner of these items.  How many hours were spent on the field?  One might wonder at the dedication that it took to continue playing at an age when most kids have hung up their cleats.

As the onlooker’s gaze travels down the line, it stops on this…

What is it?

It’s Chicky’s night pants.  Look closer, though.  See the safety pin at the waist line?

Oh, the lengths people will go to in order to save favorite articles of clothing.  These are items that we’re comfortable in, and that we just can’t let go of.

I wonder, though, if the onlooker might also think of how frugal the owner is.  Some people have the luxury of buying a new pair of pants when the tie string breaks.  Not this family.  We wear things until they wear out.

Now, what about these dish towels…

Did you notice the holes in the one on the right?

An observer might correctly assume that these towels have seen much use.  They might consider how many meals have been prepared.

What the observer doesn’t know is that the cloth on the right has been around since the beginning of the establishment of this household…20 years.  Some things are too difficult to part with…even old dish cloths.

And the last item that might catch someone’s attention…

Would an outside observer notice that this is a hand-knit wash cloth?  Would he pause and wonder in amazement at the thought that yes, people really do use such things?

Might he notice the beautiful cables that run the length of the cloth (pat on the back for Your’s Truly).  Oh, the care that was taken in such an everyday item.

In fact, all of the items on the line are ordinary.  And yet, they speak volumes about those to whom they belong.

Bet you’ll never drive by a yard with a clothesline and not think twice, eh?

AuburnChick Squares off with a Spider

After church today, I decided to sit outside and knit.  The weather is glorious here in Florida, and I just love the heat.

So, there I was, knitting my little heart away…

It’s mindless knitting, so I was able to keep an eye out for bugs, especially ants.  I really despise ant bites.  They sting like nobody’s business.

So, with one eye on the knitting and the other on the concrete below my body, I knit.

And then I saw something dark scurry into my line of vision.

It was a brown spider…large enough that I could see each leg.  It had bravely approached my feet.

Now, you probably remember the stories I recently told about my encounters with spiders.

Didn’t read?

Please hop over here.  You’ll appreciate this story much more.

Anyhoo…

I carefully moved my legs to the left, away from the spider, but I did not get out of my chair.

See, I wasn’t ready to go in yet.

I figured that it was high time I take control and not let my fear and total dislike of spiders make me give up my sunning..

So I sat, purling my way back across my row, one eye cocked on that brown spot.

Now, I couldn’t see its eyes, but I KNOW that spider was watching me.

And I KNOW that he KNEW that I KNEW he was staring at me.

It was a classic face-off…kind of like a game of chicken.

Who was gonna move first?

We sat, motionless (except for my needles), waiting…

Then, all of a sudden, that spider made a dash for me, moving at breakneck speed toward the rest of my body.

I never knew a 40-year old woman with knitting needles and a sundress could move so fast!

I think I hopped over the back of my lawn chair, never losing grip of my project.  Lace yarn is a royal pain to put back on the needles.

I glared at the spider.

It glared back (I know this because I’ve never seen a spider that smiles).

I grabbed the metal chair and tried to shoo the spider away.

My goal, despite my belief that spiders are bad and must be exterminated, was not to kill it.

All I wanted was my spot back…to sit in peace.

Well, this must have been the Mike Tyson of spiders, because it did not back away.  It didn’t even flinch!

I tried banging on the driveway with my chair.

Still, nothing.

Do spiders have ears?  If so, this must have been a teenaged critter…ignoring its elder.

Finally, I made one more attempt to shoo the yucky thing away.

And that’s when it happened.

I smooshed it…splattered its innards across my driveway.

Ewww…

I guess my chair was a little closer to that many-legged creature than I thought.

Well, my mood was spoiled.  I was already out of my chair, and I’d had enough sun for the day (as my teensy sunburn can attest to).

I went inside the house to finish my purling, which had been so rudely interrupted.

Game over.

I love winning.