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What Possessed You?

Those were the Mr.’s words last night as he tasted dinner…

Rice Lasagna

We had Rice Lasagna.  The gal who posted the recipe gave it rave reviews.

I had to substitute cheddar cheese for the mozzarella.  I think that would have made a little bit of a difference in the taste.

However, the Mr. was not impressed.

The Mr. is a creature of habit, preferring to eat the things he knows he likes…spaghetti, cubed steak, roast…that sort of thing.

I either have gutter taste buds, or it actually tasted good, because I liked it!  Sure, the texture was a little different.  There’s nothing quite like the smooth, flat feel of a lasagna noodle.

But, the dish was hearty.  I made the mistake of going for seconds, which hit my stomach like a gut bomb 15 minutes later.

With my new shopping, we’ve had to be flexible.  Eating in my house is a bit like white water rafting.  You never know what’s around the bend.

Who Wants Lasagna?

I’ve been subbing at Chicky and Rooster’s school, which is conveniently located next to the subdivision I live in.  Thus, it’s very easy to run home during my 50-minute lunch.

Soccer Chick frequently takes the opportunity to special-order lunch (i.e. she wants me to bring her something hot to eat…much more appealing than her PB&J).  Today was no exception as she requested two slices of lasagna…one for her and one for Guy Friend.

Not a problem.  I stuck them in the toaster oven (we don’t microwave anything) and ran outside to play with Molly.

She and I have a regular routine now…one she counts on daily.  It goes like this:

I let her outside, where she turns and waits for me until I join her.  She then grabs her ball and drops it at my feet, taking a seat to wait for me to throw it…

See how she’s at the ready?  It’s absolutely the cutest thing.

I throw the ball, and she runs after it, sometimes catching it mid-air.  Then, she returns for the next throw…

We spent about ten minutes outside before heading back in.

When I walked in, I saw the pan of lasagna I had left out and Pele sitting on the floor next to the counter.

He licked his lips.

Then he licked them again and glanced at the pan.

I looked from one to the other, growing suspicious.

I gently grabbed Pele’s snout and inspected it for signs of food.  I saw a little white on his mouth.

Could it be ricotta cheese?

I took a closer look at the pan of lasagna, but I couldn’t find any obvious areas that might have been disturbed by my furry friend.

So then I did what I thought I would never do.

I smelled Pele’s breath.

Definitely lasagna breath.

Ugh.

Almost an entire pan of lasagna gone to the dogs.

However, I didn’t have time to chunk it, so I did the unmentionable.

I placed the Saran Wrap over the top and stuck it back in the fridge.

Say it ain’t so!

Yes, I sure did.

I knew that the Mr. wouldn’t be eating any of it.  He’s lactose-intolerant.  Chicky would be babysitting after school, and Rooster was catching a ride home with me.

I figured I would get home in time to dump it before some unsuspecting person ate from the doggy “bag,” so to speak.

Before I left, I managed to snap this photo of Pele, who looks quite pleased with himself…