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Be Glad You’re Cute

Dear Fur Babies,

You better be doggone (pun intended) glad that you are cute because otherwise I would probably wring your necks.

Your latest adventure involved a whole lot of napkins and a family that was attending church.

As a result, I am resorting to covering my napkins with a plastic bag because I am, after all, a Redneck and think it’s way too practical to move the napkins up to a higher shelf.

Be warned!

Your little shenanigans better stop.

ASAP.

Or else you better grow cuter by the day.

Someone will pay…eventually.

Love,

Your uber-patient but about to draw a line in the sand Mama

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