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Progress

Gosh, but this working and blogging thing is really kicking my behind lately!  I can’t even seem to find time to take timely pictures!

I’ve been working in my room all week, and I keep forgetting to take pictures before I leave.  Fortunately, I’ve been capturing photos when I walk in so I have a record of where I started and the progress I made each day.

Wednesday was a busy work day for me.

First, though, I found out that I had my own parking spot…

The cheerleaders are doing a fundraiser where they paint your name on the curb…for $10, I think.  Oh yes, I will have to help them out, I think.  Can’t you just see “AuburnChick” on that curb?  I would totally do it.

😀

First thing in the morning, I met with the Reading team for the first time, and I’ve gotta tell you that I LOVE these ladies so much already!  They have made me feel completely at home, and they have stopped by frequently to give me stuff from their own classrooms.  They seem to have endless energy and smiles that never fade from their beautiful faces.

AND, they wear bling…as in Sorelli bling…which I totally must purchase with my first check just so I’ll fit in because we all know that the Mr. would never want me to feel like the odd woman out.

😉

Anyhoo…I digress…as usual (I’ll do the digressing here on my blog and stick to the topic of the day in my classroom).

As I was saying…

I have come to the conclusion that reading teachers are a special breed of people…especially strong reading skills are for success in every single subject.

After the team meeting, we visited the reading resource room where Barbara stacked book after book after book on my cart.

She and the other more experienced reading teachers talked about this activity and that activity while my brain enlarged and put pressure on my skull.

I.

Was.

Overwhelmed.

This is not to say that I wasn’t confident, but it was information overload.

As I put the books away in my room, the pressure eased, replaced by excitement.  I put away science and social studies reading books, and I was blown away at the magnitude of this new position of mine.

I’ve gotta tell you that I grew more and more PUMPED with each passing minute!

These kids have no idea what’s in store for them!

As I put books away, hung posters, and created my own small collage of personal photos, I thought about how much of an honor it is to teach…to watch thinking processes awaken and bloom…

I left my room on Wednesday knowing I had much to do but grew more excited with each hour that passed.

Monday…the first day of school…is fast approaching.

Wednesday Hodgepodge #40

Lordy, Lordy, Joyce’s Hodgepodge is turning 40!

Forgive my ridiculous sense of humor.  I am a teacher preparing to go back to school, hence I am exhausted and prone to corny jokes.

Play along by posting your answers on your own blog and linking back up on Joyce’s.  Then, visit other people to see how they answered.

1.  Using what’s in your fridge right now, what sort of mean would you be able to make for guests who are knocking at the front door this very minute?

My guests would be treated to Jalapeno Peanut Butter Sandwiches with green onions as a veggie and peanut butter slathered apple slices for dessert.

Martha Stewart, eat your heart out!

BTW, have I mentioned that I am a teacher about to go back to school?  I haven’t been to the grocery store in two weeks.

2.  What is something about yourself that you hope to change but probably never will?

I would really like to be less socially awkward, but I don’t think I ever will be.  I think I will always possess a little less self confidence than I should, and that results in social awkwardness for me.

3.  What’s something about yourself that you hope will never change?

I hope I always stay as sweet and endearing as I am.

<insert sarcasm>

Seriously, though, I hope I never lose the way I choose to trust God through all of the circumstances in my life.  I’ve been through good and bad times, but knowing that God has a plan is what’s gotten me through all of those things.

4.  Do you usually send serious or funny greeting cards?  Why?

Hmmm…I think I lean toward funny cards.  I like to make people laugh, and sometimes they are just plain safer than expressing deep, sentimental feelings.

5.  Bird watching, shell gathering, or star gazing…your choice for whiling away the hours?

Joyce, you didn’t include knitting.  Good grief.  😀

Hmmm…I live near the beach, but I haven’t gone shell gathering in years.  There’s nothing quite like wading through water hunting for shells on the shore.  On the other hand, I love astronomy.  Looking at the stars makes me think about how amazing God is.  But, staring at the stars is usually done at night, and I’d likely fall asleep, which really wouldn’t be a bad thing.

Sheesh.  I am over-thinking this, aren’t I?

Ok…I’ll go for shell gathering.

6.  Do you double or trip check things?  If so, what?

I’m not a big double-checker; however, I will say that when I write things, such as my blog, I double and triple check it for grammar mistakes.

7.  What’s your favorite place for people watching?

I think that Starbucks is an interesting place to people watch.  People go there for a variety of reasons, whether it’s to study, read a book, or cry on a friend’s shoulder.  It’s fun to create a story in your head about what they are doing…where they work…if the girl’s boyfriend cheated on her and she needs her friend and a Coconut Mocha Frappucino to help pick up the pieces (ok…so the cheating part isn’t fun, but you know what I mean).

8.  My Random Thought

The reality of my second, and youngest, child being a Senior this year in high school is starting to set in.  I don’t see him as much as he’s busy with friends.  Thus, I’m taking advantage of every opportunity to sit with him and talk.  Yeah, yeah, I know.  We’re kind of supposed to do this as parents, but these times grow even more precious as we realize that it won’t be long before they leave the nest.  It’s bittersweet.

It Takes a Village…

…to prepare a teacher for her second first day of school.

I walked into my room armed with my painting supplies…

Thank goodness I found my leftover paint from last year!  All it took was a few minutes of stirring before I was ready.

Believe me…I had a lot to do.

I wanted to paint the edges of the shelving…

I also needed to fix the border issue that I mentioned yesterday…

You might have noticed that the grey paint on the lower half of the wall is peeling.  Well, it’s just going to have to peel.  I don’t have the time of the money to fix it…yet.  Perhaps that will be a project for next summer.

So, I got started painting.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve discovered that seemingly simple tasks take way longer to complete than one originally anticipates.

Such was the case today.

It was also a lot harder than I thought.

I was so grateful when a couple of reading teachers from down the hall stopped by…bearing surprises…and providing a much-needed break…

They returned a second time with more multi-colored bins and tins to hold a variety of school-related supplies.

I cannot tell you how touched I have been over the last few days.  Every single person I’ve met at the school has extended a warm welcome and, as is the case with these ladies, lots of muscle power.

Folks, teachers do not make their rooms look amazing by wrinkling up their noses like Samantha (Bewitched) and blinking hard.

It takes a lot of work and a lot of creativity to pull things together.

Rooster came around noon and moved three bookcases to my classroom.

He’s a good boy, I tell you, despite what his father says.

Just kidding.

I rewarded him by taking him out to lunch, on the Mr’s dime.  😉

It was so nice to spend time with Rooster.  He’s going to be a Senior this year, and next year, he’ll be gone.

Sigh.

We went our separate ways after lunch with me returning to the school, where I put in another four hours of work.

I decided to be brave and bold and painted my cabinet doors.

Sorry…no picture.  I’ll take one tomorrow.

At first, I was not happy.  I’m not the best painter in the world…proving the Mr. right (shhh…don’t tell him).

After the second coat of paint, I was a lot happier.

I finally got to the point where I could start arranging my room.

I hung the curtain that I had bought last year (you’ll see it in a second).  I also moved the bookcases to the corner that will become my reading center.

I dragged a large table that I’d scored from the hallway this morning to the back (or front, depending on your viewpoint) of my room.  This will be my guided reading center, where I will work with my students individually.

Quick piece of advice to all newbie teachers.  If something’s in the hallway, and it doesn’t have a name on it, snatch it.  Quickly.

Then, put your own name on it after you get it in your room.

That’s how I got a stool to accompany the podium I found yesterday.

Cha-Ching!

Around 5:00, I decided it was time for me to go.  I was exhausted.  My feet hurt, not to mention other parts of my body that hadn’t been moved since last summer.

Before leaving, I snapped a few photos to document my progress…

We start work, in an “official” capacity, tomorrow.

We have three days of planning.

I have loads of work to do still.

I’m trusting the Lord (yes, I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating).

I’m also realizing that it’s going to take a lot of people to help things come together.

I’m so grateful and honored to be a part of this village.

Starting From Scratch

So, you know that I have a new job…teaching at the Red School (as it shall be named on this here blog from now on).

Well, along with the new job came the huge task of preparing another classroom.

Oh.

My.

Word.

The room is ginormous.  It’s probably four times larger than the room I taught in last year.

No kidding.

Here’s what I had to start with…

That is the view from the doorway.  Here’s the view from the window looking toward the door…

In case you haven’t noticed, there’s a huge square of Taffy Pink on the back wall.

Quite honestly, I wasn’t sure what to do with it, nor was I sure what in the heck was going on around with the two-inch border above the gray portion of the wall.

Apparently, there was once a pink border painted on, but someone decided to cover it with a wallpaper border.

Well, then a different person decided to pull it off, except that not all of the border got pulled off, leaving part of the adhesive with pink paint peeking through here and there.

U-G-L-Y.

This room, quite honestly, is a mess.

Barb had talked me out of painting my room green because that is the color of a rival high school across town.  However, I decided to use my green stuff as an accent color to accompany the pink.  I’ll probably throw in some light blue here and there as well.

Still, I had my work cut out for me when I arrived this morning.

With little moolah and few supplies other than that which I brought with me, I got to work…

Actually, if the truth be told, I didn’t do much except bring in bags from my car, look around my room, and get glassy-eyed.

I know I need furniture.  Unfortunately, the school district’s warehouse has been picked over (I visited last week)…

Despite the fact that it looks like Sam’s Club on steroids, there wasn’t one stick of furniture that I could use…

However, a gal I used to work with a few years ago is getting rid of her sectional couch…free of charge…so I’ll be putting it in the corner of my room for the reading center.

My friend, Barbara, arrived at the school sometime in the afternoon (on her birthday, no less!).  She brought help…another reading teacher from the other side of the building.

Together, they pushed my desks together in various group arrangements.

Sorry…no picture…my brain was not functioning at this point.  I was content to let the ladies take over for me.

Quite honestly, having 25 desks in my room is going to take some getting used to when you consider that I only had seven last year.

Big changes, folks.

Nothing I can’t handle, though.

While the ladies pushed desks together, I pushed a ginormous computer desk out of the room.  I simply had no need or space for it.

Adios.

The ladies and I took a look at the file cabinet and discovered that it was locked.

Nobody has been able to locate the key.

I pushed it out into the hallway where fairies will magically dispose of it sometime in the near future.

I left around 4pm…feeling like I had not accomplished a whole lot except lengthening my to-do list.

I’m breathing deeply, looking to Barbara for guidance, and trusting the Lord to help get things pulled together.

God is in the Details

In my last post, I wrote about my new job, and the way that God had orchestrated everything.

Well, God continues to amaze me.

He has shown me how real of a presence He is in my life and the lives of those I come in contact with.

Take, for instance, last Tuesday afternoon, after I found out I had been hired to teach reading at the Red School.

I took Rooster to Starbucks to celebrate.

As we sat there chatting, a young woman and her friend walked in.  The woman set a large, red and yellow book on the table and proceeded to order her drink.

My eyes were glued to the book.  There was something else sitting on top of it, so I couldn’t see its title; however, I knew, from the size and colors, that it was a study guide for a certification exam.

When the young woman returned to her table, I asked which test she was studying for.

It was the Professional Ed Exam.

I smiled and assured her that it wasn’t nearly as difficult as it seemed, and that I had taken and passed it the week before.

She smiled and explained that she had just started reading it.

I asked if she was a recent graduate of an education program, and she looked at me, unsure of what I was referring to.

She explained that she had a temporary certificate, and that once she passed the test, she would be able to get her teaching license.

Oh boy.

I felt the need to burst her little happy bubble.

Nope, I told her.  Because she had a B.S. in literature, she was going to have to go through the EPI program that I had just finished.

It was at this point that Rooster excused himself.  We had driven separate cars, and he knew that this would be a long-winded conversation.

I proceeded to give the girl the low-down on the program, even looking up the phone number for the program’s director.

I did not mince words.

I explained that she would probably cry a lot.  However, I further explained that she would learn a lot and would be a better teacher for it.

During our conversation, she asked me if I was teaching.  To keep things simple, I told her that I had spent the year before teaching at a private school, giving the name of it.

She was familiar with the school because…get this…she’s Muslim!  She even knew the principal!

Now, you cannot tell me that it wasn’t God who put me in Starbucks at 5pm on a Tuesday afternoon and had that gal walk in at the same time.

God was in the details.

Meanwhile, God was working in another area.

I’ve recently started getting some exercise on my treadmill.  The first night I climbed on, I sensed the Lord impressing the name of a fellow EPI classmate on my heart.

The private school had been looking for an elementary teacher.

I texted her, asking her to call me.

She did…the next day…and I asked if she had found a job yet.  She hadn’t.  I asked if she was interested in teaching elementary.  She was.

I gave her the low-down on the job and offered to recommend her for the position.

She seemed pleased.

See, she has a heart for those from the Middle East.  In fact, she was planning on leaving soon to teach in Lebanon…provided that she didn’t get a job here.  But, she didn’t want to leave Podunk, USA because her mom lives here.

I called the principal, gave him all of the information I had, and he seemed excited.

The next day, I met my friend at the school and introduced her to the principal.

She greeted him with a word in Arabic.

Oh my word, but he seemed surprised, smiled, and chuckled softly before returning the greeting…in Arabic of course.

It’s safe to say that they bonded immediately.

I left them alone to chat, and when I returned, he was scheduling her for a formal interview.

Folks, the next day, she texted me with the happy news that she had gotten the job!

God was in the details.

Nothing in life happens by “chance.”

God is in everything.

What a privilege to be allowed to see glimpses of His power in the everyday things!!

Writing a New Chapter

Hello, my name is AuburnChick, and every day of my life is an adventure in the making.

Sometimes, multiple adventures await me.

I kind of think it’s God’s sneaky way of giving me material for my blog.

Take, for instance, last Thursday, when I drove Chicky to college.

You might remember my post about passing my Professional Ed Exam.

Well, little did I know that morning as I opened my eyes and pushed back the covers that another unplanned adventure was lying in wait for me.

Chicky had finished loading up the cars, and I was doing last-minute mom things.

My house phone rang.

My caller ID said “Out of Area,” so I started to ignore it; however, I had a strange feeling inside of my belly, so I answered it.

It was a local public high school, calling me for an interview for a reading position.

Yes, folks, I am spilling the beans.

I had been applying for teaching positions since May, when the end of my school year was drawing near.

I feel that I must explain the reasons why.

First of all, I had long hoped to secure a job in the public school system.  I realize money isn’t everything, and one does not go into this profession to become a millionaire; however, I had to be realistic.

As soon as I finished EPI, I was going to have two college loans to repay.  Chicky, as you know, was finishing her first year of college and soon to begin her second.  Rooster will be doing early graduation, and my plan is to stick him in our local state college for the Spring semester before he goes away to a four year university.

I have also been dreaming of a new yard.

Call me superficial.  I do not care.  My yard is ugly, and I even got a letter from the HOA about it.  It’s past time for this blight in the neighborhood to be fixed.

Another reason why I wanted to look for another job was the number of preps I had…a whopping five.  Granted, I was able to combine preps (unlike my friend, Jane), but it was hard, let me tell you.  The public school contract will not allow teachers to have more than three.

Mind you, I am not opposed to working hard.  I have a very strong work ethic; however, I really felt like every child’s needs could not be addressed as completely without either giving myself a heart attack or by drinking a six pack of Surge every day.

I also longed for the opportunity to work with other English teachers.  Jane, who teaches history at the school, was wonderful, but she had her own subject area to teach.  Although we supported each other as first year teachers, EPI students (she graduated the summer before), and close friends, it wasn’t enough.  Being THE English department was difficult.

In April, I began to sense that God was leading me in a different direction in my career.

And so I began applying.

I went in for one interview after another, but I was never selected as the winning candidate.

My friend and mentor, Barbara, did everything a human being can possibly do to help me out in my venture.  Bless her heart.  She texted me night and day, and we tried to figure out what I was doing wrong.

Let’s face it.

The economy sucks.

There are tons of people…even teachers…looking for work.

And so I continued searching and getting my heart broken.  Yet, I trusted God, His plan for my life, and His timing.

Praise the Lord that I didn’t give up.

That is how I found myself, on the day Chicky was leaving, with the phone in my hand and jaw on the floor.

They wanted me to go in for an interview that morning at 10:45.

I would be smack dab in the middle of driving to Big City to take my test.

Crap.

These positions get filled quickly once the jobs close.

The gal on the phone offered to have the principal do a phone interview.

Oh.

My.

Word.

How do you say stress?

TAKING YOUR DAUGHTER TO COLLEGE WHILE INTERVIEWING OVER THE PHONE TEN MINUTES BEFORE YOU HAVE TO TAKE A STATE EDUCATION EXAM.

Sorry for the all caps, but on the internet, we all know that all caps means you’re yelling, and when you’re stressed, that’s what you feel like doing (I would never, ever do such a thing nor lie about it either).  😉

Anyhoo…

I texted Barbara, who happens to be that school’s new reading coach (or literacy coach, if I’m saying it properly) and begged for advice.

Bless her heart, but she stepped out of her meeting, called me, and pumped me up.

That’s how I left the house.

Two hours later, I arrived in Big City, getting off of the exit where the testing facility was located.

About 300 feet from the place, my phone rang.

It was the principal.

I pulled over into some random parking lot, and we had ourselves a little interview.

The principal was so gracious.  I liked him from the moment we began speaking.

The interview ended well, but I was nervous.  This must have been the 15th interview I’d had over the course of two years (I had none last school year since I honored my contract to teach for the year).

Now, a couple of wrinkles got thrown into the mix.

I was beside myself but still trusting God in the process.

Meanwhile, I moved Chicky into her new dorm room, was wrenched away from her kicking and screaming (I do like to exaggerate sometimes…forgive me), and prepared to return home.

Still, I cried out to God.

The only way that things would possible work out was if I had more time to explore the option of the new position.  Things just weren’t as simple as they ought to have been, as is the way with the school system.  It was a complicated situation.

Teachers at my school were scheduled to start pre-planning the following Wednesday…the 10th.

I desperately wanted to have things figured out.  I just have a problem with not following through on promises, and I couldn’t do that to my school or my principal.

Saturday morning, I woke up early to get started on my long drive home.  I checked my fancy schmancy phone and saw that I had an email from my school.

Please sit down for this.

The school’s board was considering changing the start date for school…moving it from the 22nd of August to September 6th.  If this new date passed, teachers would not go back until the 17th (or 18th…I cannot remember).

Oh.

My.

Word.

I was reminded of the story in the Bible when God caused the sun to stay in place for an extra long time until the battle the Israelites were fighting was over.

This would be the time I needed.  In fact, there were two more teaching positions advertised that wouldn’t be closing until the 11th, so if things didn’t work out with this particular school, I’d even have time to get interviewed and (possibly) hired at a different school.

Everything was contingent on the start date getting delayed.

I sat, on edge, the next two days, waiting for a final decision to be made.

Monday night, I got an email.

The board had voted to change the date.

I had an extra week.

I sent the principal who had interviewed me an email explaining the situation, and he called me the next day.

To my shock, he offered me the job, with my friend, Barbara, in his office hollering, “Say yes!”

Well, I did.

Oh joy, oh joy!!!!

At first, I walked around the house in a surreal state of mind.

I kept telling myself that someone had picked me.

I guess this is how the women must feel when the “Bachelors” finally ask them to marry them at the end of each season.

I am so humbled.

God worked in an incredibly tangible way.

I am so thrilled.

Not only did I get a job in the public school system, but I get to work under my friend and mentor…a woman who won Teacher of the Year in 2006.

She’s phenomenal.

It’s icing on the cake.

I will admit that I felt badly when I went into the private school a couple of days later to tell my principal.  My heart hurt that I would be letting him down.  His face showed his disappointment.

I told him I was grateful for the opportunity to work for a gentle and respected man such as himself.  I am walking away from my first year of teaching and that school with a profound awareness and appreciation for a culture and people I had known very little about.

But, I also told him that just as God had arranged things so that I was in that school last year, God had made it very clear that I was supposed to be in this new position at the other school.

It was not an easy conversation, but I can, in all honesty, say that I feel no guilt about it.  I was ethical…honored my commitment in full to the school…and am following God in this new adventure.

I mused about this as I packed up my room…

Before Rooster came and helped me load my computer desk and bookshelf, a gal from the marketing department of the local state college came and did a photo shoot of me for an article she’s writing about EPI (have I told you about this…hmmm…I don’t think so).

During our interview a few weeks ago, I had shared my motto for my life and my classroom.  She latched onto it and will use it in the article.  Today, she asked me to write it on my board, and she photographed me standing beside it and sitting at a desk under it…

For the record, after the photography session…a very self-conscious affair…I am now ready to be on Next Top Model.  Please let the show’s producers know that I am primed and ready.

<insert wry grin>

It had been a bittersweet morning.

I truly believe that I bloomed where God planted me last year.  I grew and flourished.

He’s replanting me, though, in a place where I can settle in and let my roots take in the nourishment that new coworkers and supervising teachers (and literacy coaches) can provide.

He’s giving me a chance to serve as a model for the young minds that I, in turn, will be mentoring…urging them to stretch themselves toward the potential that they have inside.

And so I said goodbye to my classroom…

God is writing a new chapter in my life.

I, as a reader (and the newest reading teacher of “The Red School”) cannot wait to see what’s in store.

The Road To Being Buff

The road to being buff begins with one decision…

It is the decision to move beyond lacing up those sneakers, getting off of the couch, and actually stepping on the treadmill…

The road to being buff involves setting aside memories of the last attempt, when unforeseen issues derailed your efforts, and digging in your heels to do things properly this go-round…

It means setting goals, no matter how small they might be, and working your hardest to reach them…

You know, one could think of this road as a metaphor for life.

Sometimes we attempt things, and when we encounter difficulties, we give up.

Being sidelined doesn’t mean we have to give up on our dreams.

It means that we have the opportunity to step aside, assess the situation, and attack it again, armed with a better plan.

It is then when we can fully appreciate the journey we just traveled…God at our side…encouraging us every step of the way.

Wednesday Hodgepodge

It’s time for Joyce’s Hodgepodge!  I love the fun, thought-provoking questions she gives us each week!  Thanks for all you do to keep this going, Joyce!

1.  If you could work for any one government agency, which would you choose and why?

Ok.  So I googled to find a list of government agencies, and there are a TON!  I decided, without going through the entire alphabet, on the United States Memorial Museum.  I read Corrie ten Boom’s book, The Hiding Place, when I was a child, and several times afterward, and I was moved by the struggle of the Jews and Christians who were persecuted during WWII.  This agency’s mission is to preserve, with dignity, the memories of those who have suffered unjustly from a number of atrocities around the world.  What an amazing mission!

2.  How difficult is it for you to forgive someone who refuses to apologize?

Ok.  Confession time.  One thing I have learned about myself over the years is that I have a difficult time forgiving people.  I am not proud of myself, let me tell you, but I have to be honest.  God has revealed this to me.  It’s been hard to face up to.  I tend to hold on to grudges…old hurts and injustices.  If someone asks me to forgive them (which doesn’t happen too often, by the way), I do find it easier to forgive them, but I think that sometimes I’m only paying lip service to the act while feelings of anger and resentment linger on…sometimes for years.  If someone doesn’t ask me to forgive them, forgiveness is even more difficult.  I think it’s the lack of acknowledgement that the person did anything wrong that is the hardest to forgive.

I am trying, though, and in some ways, I am making progress.  Praise the Lord that He isn’t finished with me yet.

3.  What is your favorite meatless supper?

Yay!  A question I can sink my teeth into…pun intended!!  Ok.  My favorite meatless supper is Black Bean Soup, which I make from scratch.  The recipe I use is in the book The Daniel Fast.  I posted this recipe several months ago, with the permission of the author.  Click on this link to find it.  It is, quite honestly, the BEST soup I’ve ever made or tasted.  My friend, Barbara, hails from New Orleans, and she can back up my claim.  YUM!  It’s a vegan’s dream come true!!

4.  Wednesday, August 10th, is National Lazy Day.  Will you be celebrating?  If so, tell us how so we can be lazy too.

Really, Joyce?  I had no idea!!!  Well, since my school’s board of directors recently decided to delay our start of school (making my first pre-planning day the 17th), I think I WILL celebrate!  A couple of months ago, Chicky went shopping with the Mr. and brought back a surprise for me…the movie Gone With the Wind (my favorite) on DVD.  I kept promising myself that I would have a pajama day and would watch it.  That hasn’t happened yet.  So, to celebrate this most prestigious holiday (and the fact that I passed my Professional Ed exam last week), I will sit my my rear end on the couch, warm up homemade split pea soup (another recipe from the book mentioned above), and will have myself a lazy, movie party!  Woo Hoo!

5.  As a child, did you have any special back-to-school traditions and, if so, what were they?  If you’re a parent, did you carry on those traditions with your own children?

I don’t remember a lot of traditions from my childhood.  I think I remember a couple of summers in which we did some shopping for blue jeans.  As a mom, yes, I have continued this.  Kids grow like weeds during the summer.  It must be all of the late nights and junk food that make them sprout up.  My children always needed new shoes and blue jeans by August.  The tradition continues…even as my Chicky starts her second year of college.

6.  Write a summer tongue twister.

Summertime silliness soon will cease, followed by frenetic fall festivities and fun.

7.  Would you be interested in observing a surgery or do you turn away when the nurse brings out a needle?

I have needlephobia.  Seriously.  I also have bloodphobia and phobias related to anything related to pain or medicine.  I remember when I had to be put into triage when I was pregnant with Chicky.  I was in preterm labor.  I was 21 years old and had not been a patient in a hospital since my own birth.  As the nurse tried to put in an IV, I cried my heart out.  Coupon Queen was with me, and I think she was beside herself as she watched the nurse butcher my arm (I have good veins, but this nurse was not good at this facet of her job).  Then, all horrors, I had other uncomfortable things done to me.  It’s no wonder I have a fear of needles and such.  I would never willingly witness a surgery.

8.  My Random Thought

I have grown to loathe politics.  Politics are present everywhere…in the government…in the working world…even in the animal kingdom, from what I’ve observed.

Call me naive.  I don’t care.  People should do what’s right without hurting people in the process.  Politics is about power and scratching each others’ backs.

I just don’t get it.

Why not do what you say you’re going to do…what is ethically correct…and let the chips fall where they may.  At least you can sleep soundly at night knowing you’ve acted properly and with honor.

Grrr…

Pele Misses His Mama

Dear Chicky,

I know you are away at school, having a grand old time during preseason activities; however, I felt the need to tell you that the house is empty without you.

Everywhere I go, I feel your absence, and that includes the bathroom, where I don’t think your sink has been this clean in years…

Even the dogs miss you…especially Pele, who spent part of the day waiting for you outside of your bedroom door…

Of course, your brother misses you too, feeling the need to spend time in your room…

He misses you so much that he set up his drums at the foot of your bed.  He feels that being near to the place where you placed your head and dreamed sweet dreams each night will inspire him to play his music with a finesse that even Ringo Starr would admire.

Keep on having a good time.

We’ll just stay where we are…pining away for you.

Love,

Mama

As If My Day Wasn’t Stressful Enough…

Thursday was a stressful day.

Taking a child to college is emotionally draining.

If you are the kind of person who has my luck, then the stress on such days seems to get compounded by other happenings.

Because our drive to Southeastern would take us through most of the state, I figured I would schedule myself for a very important appointment…an appointment I couldn’t make in Podunk, USA.

What was the appointment for, inquiring minds might be asking?

Does the next picture provide you with any clues?

Yeah.  It was time for me to take my last certification exam…the Professional Ed Test.

Every single person who wants to obtain a license to teach in Florida must pass this exam (one of several).

This was the final hurdle I needed to jump over.

I had studied…sporadically…over the previous weeks.  I had even taken the first of two practice tests in the book.

I figured that it was time to bite the bullet, and so I scheduled the test…in one of the cities that Chicky and I would be passing through.

Then, it was time to buckle down and finish my studying.

My study guide was great!  It provided the correct answers to the practice questions as well as explanations why various answers were wrong and why the other ones were right.  It also grouped the questions together according to the competencies they covered, which helped me identify problem areas.

I also found this free study guide online, which provided more practice questions.

In case you don’t know, the FEAPS (Florida Educator Accomplished Practices) are the principles under which all teachers in Florida are called to act.  All of the education classes can be tied to these principles and, hence, the tests questions do as well.

There’s only so much studying a person can do to prepare for this test.  A lot of it is practical application…common sense stuff, if you will.

And so I found myself entering the testing center while Chicky ate lunch with her grandparents.

Test takers are allowed two and a half hours to complete the exam.  I had taken my practice tests in an hour.  My hope was that I would finish the test early so we could get back on the road.

Was I nervous?

Yes.

The test costs $150, and the thought of taking it again did not make me happy.

I am also anal.  I like to pass things the first time.  In fact, I expect this out of myself.

But, I’d had a very stressful morning due to unexpected “surprises” inserting themselves into my morning prior to departure.

Fortunately, the ladies in the testing center were kind and empathetic.

After a quick trip to the potty…where I did not cry this time, unlike during my General Ed test…I entered the computer room and began my test.

It took me a short while to settle my thoughts on that test.

But, focus is just what I did, and I methodically worked my way through all 120 questions, marking the ones I wasn’t sure about and returning to them later to reconsider my answers.

I nervously clicked “Finish” when I thought I was done.

Unofficial test results print out immediately, and I nervously waited.

It took only a moment, and I was handed this…

I PASSED!!!!

All glory goes to the Lord, but it was with His help that I passed this test.

As I said, I had been under a lot of pressure (for reasons that I cannot share) prior to walking into this test.

I am incredibly relieved and grateful.

I have jumped through almost every hoop required to obtain my license.  I have to wait for the Department of Education and my EPI program to receive my test results.  Once my EPI director has the results, she will send a required form to the DOE.  Then, I will be able to request a fingerprint card, get my fingerprints done, and send them in for a background check.  Once that has cleared, I will receive my license, which I will proudly display in a fancy frame.

It was with an evil sort of joy that I put my study guide in Chicky’s car when we got to the hotel on Thursday night.

She’s going to take the exam during her Spring semester of school.

I’m sure she’ll do just fine as she, too, makes her way through the journey that will lead to her own professional certificate.