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5 Weeks To Go

I am happy to report that I just finished the third of eight weeks of my final term of EPI.

What did last week entail?

Well, in between post-planning sessions at work, the graduation of my seniors, and other regular life happenings, I completed the third assignment of my problem-based learning lesson plan.

Last week, I had to create a problem statement, a list of Know and Need To Know facts, as well as a list of eight resources.

In the process of working on the assignment, I realized that I had several questions about the assessment, which will be coming up in a couple of weeks.

So, I called my instructor, who had given students multiple phone numbers to reach her…including her cell phone!

Can I just give a shout-out to Mrs. A?

Folks, if you’ve ever got to take classes, you definitely want a teacher like Mrs. A.

She has spent untold hours with all of us.

The thing I like the most about her, and the thing I want to emulate is her willingness to look at each student’s work and recognize the potential in it.  Even though Mrs. A told me she would approach my topic from a different angle, she insisted that I proceed on the course I was on, promising that she would not let me travel down a path that was not going to work out in the end.

She’s a tough instructor but very nurturing too.  She truly has our (students) interest at heart, and I am so grateful that I’ve got her for this final, challenging class.

So…back to the project…

I’m finding my project interesting, to say the least.  I am trying to look at this assignment from the perspective of a student.

That’s what teachers do.  They look at lessons from every angle to ensure that they’ve properly unpacked the standards and have anticipated as many potential issues with a lesson plan.

My other two classes are moving along.  I had some problems with a couple of my Classroom Management quizzes…technical issues…which my instructor (another fabulous lady) is addressing.

I have to say that I am extremely thankful that I am officially on “summer vacation.”  I can now devote all of my time to these certification classes without worrying about making more lesson plans.

I am going to begin studying for my Professional Ed test…the last exam required by the State of Florida.  I would really like to take this test before the end of June.

We will see.  As you know, I tend to be neurotic about these kinds of tests.

Onward I march…ever closer to the finish line.

A Memorable Memorial Day

First of all, Happy Memorial Day to all!

I cannot tell you how grateful I am for the men and women who sacrificed their lives so that I can live in a country in which I can blog about whatever I want (freedom of speech), acknowledge Jesus Christ as my Savior in any public or private forum I wish (freedom of religion), and pursue joy in my life in whichever [legal] manner I desire.

Although, on Memorial Day, we typically remember the loss of life that resulted from this nation’s efforts to secure freedom, this holiday has come to mean something else for me as well.

Birth.

More specifically, the birth of my sweet Rooster.

Seventeen years ago, Rooster was born.

It was Memorial Day.

Chicky spent the day at Coupon Queen and Grand Pooba’s house while the Mr., after going through Hardees’ drive-thru to pick up a couple of sausage biscuits for himself (giving birth is tough on men), drove me to the hospital after my water broke at home.

By early-afternoon, I was holding my bundle of joy.

Rooster slept six hours straight from the first night we brought him home, and he’s been a good sleeper ever since.

As a baby and toddler, he was content to sit wherever I put him and play with whatever was around him.  He didn’t cause much trouble and never got into things the way that Chicky did.

After Chicky started school, Rooster and I grew especially close, and it was with many tears (mine, that is) that I sent him to kindergarten.

My day-time buddy was gone.

We’ve remained close, though.  Over the years, we’ve spent many, many hours watching The History Channel together.  We’ve rented countless movies and watched programs that we DVR’d.  Watching TV together is “our thing.”

As Rooster has grown, he’s developed a quirky sense of humor…one that is laced with sarcasm.  I’m positive that he didn’t get that from me.  *cough*

Rooster has changed so much over the years…evolving from a child who was leery to try new things and branch out on his own to a young man who leads the way in his independent thinking.  For example, he tried out for band after having played soccer for a number of year.  That took guts.

He doesn’t do things just to fit in with the crowd.  He cares not what the other kids are doing, per se.

He marches to the beat of his own drum.

One thing that has always impressed me is that he was the first of my two children who decided to attend youth group…without me having to “make” him go.  Chicky followed suit a few months later.  Rooster always pitches in when something needs to be done at church or at a church member’s home.  He can be a hard worker and has gone on a couple of mission trips in the last few years.

He inspires me.

I think it’s fitting that I celebrate his birthday with all gusto on this, a day when we remember those who are no longer living.

They died so that future generations like myself and Rooster’s could enjoy life to the fullest.

So, Happy Memorial Day to all and a very Happy Birthday to Rooster.

I love you, Dude!

Outwitted!

A couple of weeks ago, I asked Rooster to do me a favor and take the paper and plastic stuff I’d been collecting to the recycling center on his way to church.

He fussed and complained loudly, even refusing to do it.

I desperately wanted him to take care of this errand, so I did something smart stupid.

I told him that he could have a “Get Out of a Chore For Free” card…one-time use…that he could pull out any time he wanted.

Silly me thought, a week later while hanging his clothes on the line, that I would count that as the chore.

I.

Can.

Be.

Stupid.

Sometimes.

I would later find out that the task I’d completed for him did not fall within the parameters that I, myself, had created.

Fast forward to today.

Rooster had spent a couple of evenings away, so he had some chores to catch up on.

One of them was these…

First, though, I wanted him to put away the clean dishes in the dishwasher.

Typical of most teenagers, he hemmed and hawed…putting me off all day.

Finally, I demanded that he get the dishes put away so he could start washing the pile above.

That’s when he did something very smart unkind.

He pulled out his “Get Out of a Chore” card.

And he did it with glee…

And a huge, triumphant smile on his face.

Take another look at that picture.

It’s not difficult to believe how annoyed I was.

Parents of young children, you would be wise to take the following advice:  Don’t make stupid deals with your children.  Sure, you might get what you want in that moment, but believe you me, you WILL pay for your stupidity later.

Forget instant gratification.  Keep the future in mind.

You do not want to be scooping poop for a week or washing every dish in the house.

It’s not worth it.

Nor is it fun to be outwitted by an almost 17 year old teenage boy…no matter how stinkin’ cute said boy might be.

My First Graduation as a Teacher

Last night, I attended my first graduation as a teacher.

I watched my four seniors receive their diplomas and become full-time college students and adventurers-at-large.

The ceremony was…um…how do I say it…um…interesting.

Because I teach at a small school, there are a lot of traditions that are very different from large, public schools.

Graduation was no exception.

For instance, my school uses graduation as an all-in-one affair to celebrate ALL of the students’ accomplishments…from Pre-K through 12th grade.

That made for three hours of watching little ones graduate from their respective grades, lots of awards being given out, and, finally, the seniors’ graduation.

The school had rented out a large conference room at my local college, so all of us sat in chairs…behind tables.

That was also a first.

People talked during the entire program…another first.

It was neat to see all of my students dressed in their street clothes, as opposed to the school uniform I’d only seen them in.

The girls’ hijabs were gorgeous, as were some of the outfits they were wearing.

All of the subject area teachers gave their own various awards.  I handed out certificates for the winners of the Optimist Club’s oratorical contest.  One of my students had made it all the way to the state competition…a first for the school.  I also recognized the students who led the writing and design efforts of the school newspaper, which I headed up.

When the traditional graduation music began playing for my seniors, I couldn’t help but think about the connection I had with each of them.  Although I had only taught them for one year, I knew them very well.  Teaching at a small school allows teachers to really know each student’s unique personality.

I was most touched as I watched the school’s math teacher collect his son in a couple of large, long bear hugs.  His son was the only boy in the graduating class.  The teacher does not typically show a lot of emotion, but he sure did last night!!  This was the first of his four children who will be graduating from this school…two more of which will follow in the next two years.  I cannot imagine how emotional that must be.

It was an interesting evening, made so both by the diverse culture that I am privileged to teach in as well as the newness of the teaching experience itself.

I wish my graduates many blessings for the years that lie ahead.  They are extremely driven, intelligent individuals, so I am confident that I will be hearing about their accomplishments in the future.

Congratulations, graduates!

Wednesday Hodgepodge – Red, White, and Blue

This week’s Hodgepodge has a patriotic feel.  I’m totally loving it!  Thanks, Joyce, for coming up with these great questions each week.  Play along by posting your own answers and linking up on Joyce’s blog.

Now, on to the questions!

1.  What is something about living in this country that you value?

What I value the most about living in this country is religious freedom.  This country was founded by those who wanted to freely exercise their beliefs as Christians.  I am so thankful that I can own a Bible and read it in public without being persecuted.  Christians in many other countries do not have this right and must live undercover.  I am so incredibly thankful for those who fought to guarantee this freedom, along with the other freedoms that are guaranteed under the Constitution.

2.  What is a favorite something that you own that is red, white, and/or blue?

My favorite red/white/blue item is my sporty convertible.

Oh wait.  You’re talking about something I actually own…not something I am dreaming of.

:::AuburnChick slaps her hand against her forehead:::

The truth is, and it’s going to totally lame, but the only thing that I own that has all three colors is a soccer sweatshirt from Chicky’s travel team.  Soccer has been my life ever since Chicky was seven years old.  It’s appropriate that the most patriotic thing I own is soccer-related.

3.  Do you fly a flag on patriotic days?

I don’t have a flagpole.  I really should remedy this.  I love this wonderful country that I live in.  Hmmm..maybe I’ll have to install one of those flag holder things somewhere on my house.

4.  What ingredients do you think should be included in a great picnic basket?

I am not a picnic person, but if I were to pack a basket, I would think that I’d have to include fried chicken, potato salad, and watermelon.  The Mr. would probably add that a gallon of sweet tea would finish things off nicely.

5.  What is one interesting piece of trivia that you know?

Boy, I really had to think about this.  My brain is operating at such a high level right now…with my certification classes still going…that the trivia stuff was hard to locate!  Ok, so here’s a tidbit that I shared with my students when we studied early American literature.  Two of our founding fathers, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, went separate ways when their ideologies diverged.  They attacked each other in heated letters for a number of years before reconciling during their old age.  The interesting bit of trivia is that both men died on the same day…July 4, 1826…exactly 50 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence.  Competition remained strong between them as it was reported that John Adams said, on his deathbed, “Thomas Jefferson survives.”

6.  Wednesday, May 24th, is National Escargot Day.  Have you ever tried them?  Ewwww or ohhhh?

Although I am 100% French (Parisian French and French Canadian), I have never tried them.  I have, however, seen them on someone’s plate, and I would have to say ewwww.  I’d rather eat steamed oysters which also look “ewwww” but taste great.  I’ve heard that escargot are an acquired taste.  I have no desire to acquire this.

7.  What is one thing you know for sure?

I know that when I die, I am going to heaven.  I have acknowledged that I am a sinner in need of Jesus’ atoning work on the cross.  I have accepted His gift of salvation.  Thus, I am guaranteed that I am going to heaven.  That is the only certain thing in my life.  I think this is especially important given how the recent tornadoes in the South and Missouri have stripped away everyone’s certainty of having a tomorrow here on this earth.

8.  My Random Thought

Ok…so how dumb was I.  I kept thinking, “Boy, Joyce sure is getting a jump on the 4th of July with the questions this week.”

So, I started reading the questions to Rooster, and he said, “Monday is Memorial Day.”

Duh.

:::AuburnChick slaps her hand against her forehead:::

So, Memorial Day is very special to me.

Oh, I know it’s the day when we honor those who died in service to our country.  I am so grateful for their sacrifice.

But for me, the day is important because it is the day when Rooster was born.

Yep.

17 years ago on Monday, my sweet Rooster entered this world.  It was Memorial Day 17 years ago.

I had the day off from work…a paid holiday.  So, I got paid to give birth.

LOL

I’d like to take this opportunity to wish my sweet Rooster an early Happy Birthday.  His birth made Memorial Day very memorable indeed.

Let’s Dance

Last Saturday, we loaded up the family and headed out for a little adventure…

Our first dance recital.

Let me stop you before you start thinking that Chicky has taken up dance.

She hasn’t.

Now that Dancing Girl has joined our little family, we are now being treated to all things girlie.

Chicky’s been a tomboy most of her life, so my experience with watching girls get all dolled up is nil.

Thankfully, I’ve been a fan of such shows as Dancing With the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance.  The latter, especially, prepared me well for Saturday’s dance recital.

The curtain went up at 7pm.

We didn’t get out of there until 10.

Chicky sat to my left, and Rooster sat to my right.

I watched them out of the corner of my eyes.

They sat, enthralled, as the lights went on for each dance number.

Because we live in Podunk, USA, we knew a lot of girls in the recital.  Small towns work that way, you know.  Everyone knows everyone.

Our youth pastor’s daughters were in the show.  The youngest one was in several numbers, including the one below…

I loved watching the various ballet, tap, and jazz routines.  My favorites, though, were the lyrical dances.

There is something so honest about lyrical and contemporary dances.  They are true expressions of emotion.  I really wish I had this outlet to express myself, but alas, we’re all gifted in different ways.

Probably the most amazing thing to witness was the grace in which each girl moved.  Every movement had been practiced for hours, and it showed…even in the placement of their hands and, even, their fingers.

Dancing Girl came off of the stage at the end with a warm glow on her face.  Of course, that could have been because Rooster was waiting to greet her.

It was a wonderful night, and it made me look forward to the new season of So You Think You Can Dance.

Perhaps I’ll be dancing along…in the privacy of my home…no recital necessary.

6 Weeks To Go

Oh the joy of counting backwards. 

So…last week found me working hard on the second part of my PBL (problem-based learning) unit.  For this section, I had to create learning objectives for each Sunshine Standard that I had previously selected.  Learning objectives are very important for teachers and students.  They set the expectations for what is supposed to be mastered at the end of the unit, and they must be very specific.   Here’s one that I wrote for my assignment:

Given an article about Ralph Nader and his arguments in support of political and civic participation along with a copy of Florida Statute 1003.497, students will formulate a minimum of three accurate Know and a minimum of three Need to Know statements and/or questionsrelated to political and/or civic participation (Synthesis).

Fun stuff, eh?  The trick when creating PBLs is to not give students too much information at the get-go.  Part of the assignment is conducting the research.

I turned in my assignment a few days early and was rewarded by receiving feedback last night (Sunday).  My professor awarded me full points and encouraged me to push on, which I shall do.

I took advantage of not having anything good to watch on TV on Sunday to work ahead in my Classroom Management class.  I have one more quiz to take for this class and either two or three more assignments.  I’m ready to be looking in the rear-view mirror at this class.  🙂

Aside from this, EPI is going well.  I am hoping that I will not struggle too much with this week’s PBL assignment.  We.  Shall.  See.  Each assignment carries its own unique challenges, so my brain doesn’t have much time to relax.

And so I continue to march…ever closer to the end, but not close enough.

Who Is the Captain of Your Soul?

Last week, during finals, my high school students watched the movie, Invictus.

If you’ve seen the movie (which is amazing, by the way), Morgan Freeman (aka Nelson Mandela) recites the poem from which the movie’s title is based…

Invictus

By:  William Ernest Henley

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

I heard that poem recited four times last week, and each time, I got chills.  If memory serves me correctly, I believe that I had to memorize it when I was in high school.

Fast forward to a conversation I had with a friend last week. She’s going through some personal struggles, and she indicated a desire to start attending church again.  She talked about believing in God and other church figures.  When I inquired about Jesus, she told me that she has a problem with the “Jesus thing” even though she attended church when she was a child.

I sat, dumbfounded.

It’s still difficult for me to hear that people believe in God but do not believe in His Son who died for mankind’s sins and rose again, conquering death, so that all could live forever.

Every day, I hear of people talk about doing this and that…making decisions about their lives.  I can’t help but wonder who, exactly, is the captain of their souls.

One of the biggest lies that Satan feeds us is that we don’t need God or His grace…the grace He showered down on us when He came down in human flesh…and gave His own life for us.

Satan would have us believe that we can, of our own effort, earn our way to heaven.

What a crock of baloney.

We are not the captains of our souls, my friends. Though some people might not believe this truth now, one day every knee will bow to the One who is the Captain and will confess that He is Lord.

So, who do you say is the captain of your soul?

She Still Needs Me

Thursday night, I headed to bed…rather late.

I’ve been burning the midnight oil as I desperately work to finish up my EPI classes.

So, I hadn’t been asleep very long when I heard a female voice whisper, “Mama.  Will you come sleep in my bed?”

“Huh?” I asked groggily.

“Mama.  I watched Criminal Minds before I went to bed, and I had a bad dream.  Please come sleep in my room.”

So, I did what any mother would have done.

I rolled over, turned off my alarm clock, grabbed my phone on the way to her room, and set the alarm on it.

“You can have as much of the cover as you want,” she said, as I crawled into bed beside her.

I think I heard her sigh in relief.

Chicky’s not much into sharing her personal space, let me tell you, so this was a very big deal.

As soon as my alarm went off at o’dark thirty…as dawn was peeking through the slats of the blinds, I heard her say, “You can go now.”

I’d been dismissed.

I thought she’d learned her lesson.

Ha.

As I was typing this post, I received a text message.

It was from Chicky.

She’d gone to bed a scant fifteen minutes ago.

“You can sleep in here again if you want.”

“Ok,” I replied.

I’m signing off now…heading into her room to chase the bad guys and demons away.

It’s nice to know that my 19 year old baby girl still needs me.

A Sad Farewell

Today marks the passing of an era.

The school of my childhood is closing its doors for good.

I attended Small Town School from seventh through twelfth grades.  Classes ranged in size from seven students to thirty.  Every grade was comprised of one class, thus it was a small school.  Kids had gone to school together since kindergarten.

May 22nd will mark twenty three years since I graduated.

Time has really flown by.

The school was originally opened in 1966.  Many students have passed through its doors from then to now.  So have a number of teachers.

The year that I graduated, my math teacher retired.  She had been hired the second year the school opened, making for a grand total of twenty-one years of work in one place.  This was especially amazing because this teacher drove almost an hour to work each day.  She was the senior class sponsor.  Truth be told, I think my class did her in and made her finally throw in the towel.

LOL

I’m finding it rather difficult to image Small Town without the school.  So much of who I am today is a result of what happened within those walls.

I’ll never forget huddling by my locker with my first boyfriend.  I remember the day that he hid behind me in an attempt to obscure the principal’s view of him.  He had just gotten his ear pierced, and in those days, boys did not pierce their ears.  It was quite shocking.

I remember the year I had Mr. H as my PE teacher.  We spent our class time walking laps…around his pecan orchard/back yard.  The goal was to never let him pass you because if he did, you owed him an extra lap.

I hated PE from that year forward.

It was also in that backyard where I grew to despise the game of softball after one of my classmates struck a ball that hit me squarely in the knee.  I’ll never forget another classmate picking me up and carrying me up the huge hill.

Mr. H doubled as my typing teacher.  He had been in the military, and let me tell you…the military does not fool around.  We were never allowed to look at our keys, and perfection was demanded out of us.  I lived in fear of Mr. H’s watchful eyes.

His method worked.

I won the state typing championship in 1987, I think…on a manual typewriter.

There are so many, many memories of Small Town School…

Dinner theaters, getting out of class for weeks on end to decorate the gym for prom, football games, dances, making muffins in Home Ec, getting dragged around the school yard while holding onto a mop (I was mature even in my youth…HA!).

Home basketball games were so much fun as was traveling to away games.  Basketball players were required to dress up for away games.  I wonder if they still have that rule.  I remember running one suicide after another in that old gym.  I sucked at running, and I always came in last, which meant I had to run the most suicides as the drill was repeated endlessly.

I’ll never forget losing a classmate in the eighth grade.  It was one of the most devastating experiences of my young life.  Attending her funeral with my classmates was one of the saddest days during my time at Small Town School.  Her parents stayed active in our lives, threw us a graduation party, and created a scholarship their daughter’s honor.  Graduation was a tearful experience as another of my classmates received the very first endowment.

I’ll never forget the day when some of my male *cough* classmates poured superglue on my science teacher’s chair and watched as the teacher sat there, permanently affixing himself to the chair.  That was a bad day for everyone involved.

I remember listening to tales being told of paddlings that had been doled out.  Back in my day, this was still allowed.  Even girls got paddled.  I didn’t.  I was a teacher’s pet.

I remember when my best friend and I visited a classmate in the hospital after he broke his leg during a football game.  I think we were seniors.  We bought him a sketch pad and colored pencils.  This guy had tortured me endlessly since the seventh or eighth grade (all because someone had seen me looking at him like I “liked” him on his first day of school, told him, which led him to hate me and treat me poorly for years).  He looked me squarely in the eyes and apologized that day.

Small Town School was a time of much growth in each student’s life, you see.

I remember my first Christmas at the school.  I did not know that the girls bought gifts for everyone.

And I mean e-v-e-r-y-o-n-e.

I was mortified.

I made up for my lapse the next year and bought all kinds of goodies for the girls.

I still treasure one of the gifts I received one year.  One of my classmates was very artistic, and she decorated plastic plates for everyone, writing their names in the middle.

I still have mine, and I don’t like when other people eat on it.

Tight bonds form when you attend a school that small.

For a school that, in my time, didn’t have internet, cable, or texting, we still managed to stay connected to one another.

Time marched on, I graduated, and so did twenty three more classes.

Over the course of the last year, through the wonderful invention of Facebook, I have been able to plug in to what’s been happening at Small Town School.  It’s been interesting to see pictures of my childhood friends’ children as they enjoyed many of the same activities that generations of children had experienced.  Although the styles of clothing might be updated, the school spirit, joy, and closeness has been exactly the same.

And so I bid a sad farewell to the school of my youth, and I offer up prayers for those who will disperse to other schools, separated from the friends they have grown up with.

Saying goodbye is never easy.

Remember, though, that no matter where we may go, we’ll always share the unique experience of having been a part of Small Town School.