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One Week From Today…

…I will be home after taking Chicky to college…

and leaving her there.

Throughout the day, several routine things have reminded me of this fact…

  • Walking down the hallway and seeing the stuff that she has been buying for the last three months…

She’s been moving these items out of her room…inching them ever closer to the garage door.

  • Setting up the “About Me” bulletin board in my classroom…adding pictures of the family…

As I carefully arrange them…one by one, I am taken back to the exact moment when I snapped each one…

    • Chicky and Rooster – an Olan Mills photograph…1998…oh so sweet and best pals…
    • The “First Day of School” picture from last year…Rooster towered over Chicky by at least five inches…
    • The “Make a Crazy Face” picture of the entire family (Coupon Queen, Grand Pooba, Super Sis and her family) during Christmas…
    • An action shot of Chicky on the soccer field…
    • The lovely picture of Chicky all dolled up to walk across the football field as the Homecoming Soccer Candidate…
    • Chicky in her graduation attire.
  • Receiving her text that is letting me know she is on her way home from work…her last day of work until she comes home for Christmas vacation.
  • Filling up her daily pill container…making sure I haven’t left out any of the vitamins or allergy pills she has been mandated to take.

One week from today, my oldest baby will leave the nest.

Sure, she’ll return home every now and then, but things will never be the same.

One week from today, my Chicky will spread her wings and fly.

How to Ignite a Painting Revolution

Everyone has probably heard of the American Revolution, and you don’t have to be a nerd like me to have heard of the French Revolution.

But, have you ever heard of the Painting Revolution?

Allow me to enlighten you on how such a revolution began…

Insert dream-land harp music…

Once upon a time, if two weeks can be considered a time unit, in a galaxy not so far away, a principal hired FABULOUS Teacher Wanna-Be #1 (that’s me, in case you are having trouble following along).

Immediately upon signing her contract, Teacher Wanna-Be #1, who had no knowledge of school protocol asked another teacher, who happens to be part time but president of the PTA, if she could paint her room.

Part-Time Teacher said yes, and without thinking to consult the principal, Teacher Wanna-Be #1 painted her room (or rather, watched while other people who had been energized with Krispy Kreme donuts and hydrated with bottled water do the painting)…

Other teachers strolled past Teacher Wanna-Be’s door and stopped to admire the brilliant color.  They proceeded to make their way back to their own classrooms, ruminating on how they could apply color to their own gray walls.

Students began filtering through the school, assisting staff members as the frenzy revved up to get everything ready for the first day of school.  Students stopped in their tracks and admired Teacher Wanna-Be #1’s room.

“Whoa.  Check out the green room!” they exclaimed as they beckoned to their friends.

Teacher Wanna-Be #2 stopped by a few times as well and finally took matters into her own hands.  Three days before school was to begin, she showed up for work, paintbrush in hand…adding the following splash of color to her naked walls…

She threw on touches of  red here and there to make things pop…

Meanwhile, Teacher Wanna-Be #3 had been quietly observing such going-ons and came up with a plan of her own, adding a touch of blue to her room (Teacher Wanna-Be #1 forgot to snap a photo though).

Teacher Wanna-Be #1 was, at this point, sitting back with a smile on her face.

A revolution had begun.

She wondered who would be the next to join in and what colors would be employed.

Hyper-Organizational-Disorder

I am weird.

I know this.

Wanna know how I know this?

Because I really, really, REALLY like to shop in office supply stores.

For most of my employment life (which began when I was 13 or 14), I have been involved in some sort of office-type of work.

If you’ve ever done secretarial work, you will understand what I mean when I say that all pens are not created equal.

Nor are all highlighters, labels, or binders.

Or crayons, for that matter (my kids told me this when I tried to buy them a store brand).

So, you can see how this teaching thing that I am finally getting to do is the PERFECT justification for all of the shopping I’ve been doing at Office Depot…

Insert Tim the Toolman’s Happy Man Grunt

Because I am teaching five different grades during five different class periods, I thought the best way to keep myself organized would be to color coordinate everything.

Don’t you think the colors above fit into my room’s color scheme?

HGTV really should consider creating a show called “Design a Classroom.”  I could be its host and make the big bucks.

heehee

Now, I am an anal, and by that I do not mean a royal pain in someone else’s backside, unless it’s my friend, Barbara’s, who I’ve been hounding the last few weeks for teacherly advice.  Thank goodness I’m so lovable.

heehee

Because I like things just so, I created inserts for the covers and spines of my binders…

But, I took my organization up even one more level…

Oh yeah, baby.  The spines are now labeled!

How pathetic am I?

But look at how pretty everything is on my shelf…

Folks, I think there’s a name for what I have…

Hyper-Organizational-Disorder

Webster’s should totally add that to its dictionary.

Another Slimy Visitor

What is up with me and frogs?

A couple of nights ago, I let Molly out to do her business before we headed to bed.

I happened to glance down and saw this…

Perhaps the little guy was taking a dip in the dogs’ water bowl to cool off?

He was gone this morning.  He must have worn himself out with all of that exercise!

Now You See It, Now You Don’t

When the AuburnChick family built the ole homestead seven years ago, the landscapers put in what looked to be a harmless tree…

I was not asked where I wanted the tree to be located.  Instead, the landscaper planted it smack-dab in front of my gorgeous front window.

However, over the years, I developed an affinity for the tree.

It became home to one nest almost every season.

I loved the shape of the leaves.   I only recently found out it was some sort of pear tree…not the kind that produces fruit though.

And yet, as the years passed, the tree grew…

And grew…

And grew.

Soon, it was one of the tallest in the neighborhood.

You might remember that last summer, I did some heavy pruning.

But the foliage came back.

In addition, it looked like a second tree had sprouted.

Although I loved the tree, I did not like the way it blocked the view from my window.  Nor did I like it blocking the view of my window from the street.

I mean, my yard is ugly enough.  The window has the potential to leave an onlooker with some kind of favorable opinion of Chez AuburnChick.

For the last couple of years, I pondered the idea of having it chopped down.

I was growing concerned that the roots might make their way to the foundation of the home, and heavens only knows that I have enough problems as it is.

Well, Chicky mentioned this issue to Guy Friend.

Guy Friend, being a guy and all, showed up at my house one afternoon eager to help.

I was working in my classroom that day, so when I got home, I found Guy Friend…sitting on a ladder…saw in one hand and axe in the other.

Uh huh.

Chicky was supervising.

Uh huh.

Guy Friend hacked away at my precious tree and left it in the following condition…

Unfortunately, the stump remained, so I opened up the yellow pages and called in an expert.

He came over to give me an estimate, but he chuckled when he saw the size of the tree, claiming it was not worth his while to send out a crew.  He offered to saw the trunk for $40.

Well, me in my cheapness decided to call Guy Friend’s mom to ask if Papa Guy Friend could use his chainsaw to finish off the job.

He was more than willing (Chicky is so blessed to have a Guy Friend with such great parents), and they came over on Sunday and got rid of my tree.

I sucked in my breath when I took a step back and looked at my house (don’t mind the weeds…I have been a lazy gardener this year)…

What a difference, eh?  Look at the view from inside the house…

I’ve been leaving the window’s blinds closed to help lower the temperature in the house, but I am looking forward to cooler weather when I can leave the blinds open again to enjoy the view.

All that is left to do now is run by Home Depot to purchase stump killer…stuff you pour on that helps the stump and its roots to rot away.

Oh, and how did I thank Papa Guy Friend and his sweet wife?

The First Day of My New Career

Today I began a new phase of my life.

My career as a teacher.

Oh sure, I know I’ve been working in my classroom for a little over a week now, but today was the first day I began earning money in my long-dreamed-about profession.

My only complaint, thus far, is the early hour in which I must now drag myself out of bed.

Ok…so being a mom should mean I am on autopilot at a moment’s notice, but when my children are in their teens now, so they do not wake up at o’Dark Thirty, allowing me to get in a few extra winks.

Not working during the summer and having children who either sleep in or get themselves off to work on their own also spoiled me.

Regardless, I got out of bed, showered and was ready by the time Rooster got up.

This is his second week of band camp…percussion camp to be more precise.  He has to be at school by 8am, the the timing is perfect.

I dropped him off and went to my school.

Normal hours for teachers are 7-3; however, we are allowed to slide in at 8:00 during this first week of planning.

I am so glad that I worked hard in my room last week, because I felt like I had a “home” when I walked in this morning.

Plus, I already had a place to carry this…a gift from a friend…

This is the friend who put me in touch with my dentist’s wife who, in turn, interviewed me for the job I now have.

This is also the friend whose husband is fighting cancer.

So she, in her thoughtfulness and despite her husband’s intense cravings for Chinese food (he was off of the chemo last week and was finally hungry), got this chair for me, along with a bag of gifts…

What was inside the bag?  Lots of goodies!!!

Computer “teacher” paper, a journal, a notepad, and a couple of sticky pads…essentials for any teacher!!

The day’s work started off with a two and a half hour faculty meeting.  It was a good chance to meet almost all of the teachers.  There are four of us who are new this year, so at least I feel more comfortable asking the “dumb” questions.

One good thing about the meeting?

Krispy Kreme Donuts!!

Oops…no picture.  I kind of ate mine too fast to snap a photo.

After the meeting, I was free to do my thing, which meant packing up the rest of the books in the hallway outside of my room.

Thank goodness one of the teachers had taken his 15 year old nephew to school.  I put him to work lugging the heavy boxes to the school’s attic.  He looked exhausted when he finished.

Meanwhile, I got down to work.

I was interrupted a few times as other teachers stopped and admired my room.  One teacher brought her son by.  He will be a senior and, thus, one of my students.  She explained that he likes to talk.  A lot.

Uh huh.

I can already tell that he has a great personality.

He told me he has taken English 1101 and 1102 at the college, so when I asked what he did in those classes, he said, “A lot of writing.  I hate writing.”

I told him he better get used to it, because that is what we are going to be doing a lot of.

He sighed and asked why.

My opinion?  If you can write a good paper, you can get through almost any class.

So then he asked if we would also be reading.

Um, yeah.  This class is sort-of called “English.”  Of course, I did not actually say this out loud, and honestly, I did not think it, but it sounds good on the blog, you know.

What I did explain was that we will be reading and writing about what we read.

He sighed.

I chuckled.

Then I asked him what he wanted to do after high school.

He is planning on attending medical school.

Um, hello?  That’s all you are going to be doing…reading and writing.

He told me we would talk about it next week.

I responded with, “I’ll talk, you’ll write.”

I have a feeling that I am going to enjoy being the teacher.

heehee

After they left, I got back to work…

Reading my new teacher resource books (thanks, Barb)…

Per Barb’s instructions (she was Teacher of the Year a few years ago), I started with Harry Wong’s book.

Oh my gosh!  This is a FABULOUS book!!!  It is so practical and a MUST read if you are in the education field.

I spent the rest of the day thinking…

Taking notes…

And thinking some more.

I told the principal not to worry if he saw smoke coming from my room.  It would only be my brain cells in overdrive.

Two Things You Do Not Deny a Woman

There are two things a man should never deny a woman…

Chocolate…

And shoes…

Oh, the Mr. knows better than to argue with me when I tell him I MUST have chocolate NOW.

However, the shoe thing…well…hmmm…let’s just say that he tried.

As you’ve probably suspected, we here at Chez AuburnChick seem to think that we have a money tree growing in my otherwise naked back yard, hence our multiple forays into various stores to buy a plethora of items lately.

Of course, I can justify every single item purchased thus far.

I am in serious need of office supplies for my classroom.

I am also trying to ramp up my wardrobe so that I can teach in something other than blue jeans and t-shirts.

Plus, I broke my black flip flops last week while painting.

So, I went on the hunt for new shoes.

A stop at Target did not yield the shoes I desired; however, I hit the jackpot with the following dresses…

Please allow me to pause a few moments to explain a couple of things.

First of all, yes, I am standing on the toilet in which I had the tank replaced last week.  Notice the handle on the side?

And yes, I have become an expert in flushing the new toilet.

Another thing you must notice is that yes, I did take the picture of myself while looking in the mirror.

When Chicky saw the pictures on Facebook, she was mortified.  Apparently, I committed a faux pas by taking a “Mirror Pic,” which is something that ONLY middle school girls do.

She was afraid someone would make fun of me.

Seriously?

She and I then had an argument about me allowing her to take a better picture of me.

She really wanted to do this for me.

I finally agreed…

Chicky did get my head, but you know…the blog and all…

Moving along…

The next day, the Mr. and I were out and about, and we stopped at Kohl’s, one of my favorite stores, where I found these…

They were marked down 50 or 55% off.  Woo Hoo!

BUT…

I saw another pair I wanted as well, and the Mr. emphatically told me no.

I carried them all the way to the register in the hopes that he would change his mind, but he didn’t.

So, I handed the pair to him to return to the shoe department, and I paid for the black pair.

BUT…

Visions of the other shoes danced in my head all night long.

Today, after church, I told the Mr. that I was going back to get them.

He started to object until I told him that I would be using the money he “paid” me a few weeks ago when I mowed the yard.

Oh joy, oh joy when I finally got them on my feet…

Aren’t they pretty?

Chicky says I have a thing for dangly stuff.

Yeah, I know.  I just can’t help it!

BUT…there’s more to this story…

When I went back and found the shoes from the day before, I saw another pair that begged to be tried on.

That is when I entered the danger zone.

I knew I shouldn’t get another pair…especially given the strong “no” I had received the day before.

BUT…

I wasn’t about to be denied…again…

And so I got them…

The brand is MUDD, and oh my gosh, but they are so comfortable!!

I am hoping that the wedge heel play nice with my foot and the arch issues I’ve been having the last few weeks, and the height will enable me to wear a longer pair of black pants that I own…

Did I mention that they were on sale for $23.99…marked down from $49.99?

Chocolate and shoes…all in the same week.

I am a happy girl indeed.

National Wield a Screwdriver Day

Ok…so there’s no such thing as National Wield a Screwdriver Day.  I even checked Wikipedia.

But, in my humble opinion, there should be such a day.

So, in the spirit of leadership, I chose to celebrate it…

Today…

When I got down to business and strapped on my invisible carpenter’s belt.

Remember how I told you that the computer desk in my room was going to be leaving me?

Here it is, in all its glory…

I loved the simple, sleek design.

The Mr. and I went shopping and found the following desk at Office Depot…

We had already been to Target and Office Max…without success.

I was experiencing sticker shock.  I even complained about not being able to find anything for $50.

That’s why I was beside myself with happiness when we found the one above…for only $49.99.  It is on sale this week.

Yay!

Now, y’all might remember that I recently shared that my favorite class in elementary school was shop.  Plus, if you’ve been reading my blog for very long, you’ll also know that I really like to do the home repairs at Chez AuburnChick.

So, building the desk was right up my alley.

First, I got everything out of the box…


Next, I started putting in the hardware…

Insert Tim the Toolman’s “Arrrrugh…”

Building things is so much fun.  I really like watching the process of parts coming together to become a “thing…”

When I turned the desk upright, I noticed something…

Do you see it?  The bottom strip on the shelf on the right side…it is the unfinished edge.

Great.

I turned the desk upside down, fixed the piece, and then turned it upright again…

Oh good gravy, I thought!  Now, the piece was upside down!

I would have slapped myself on the forehead, but I remembered that I had a screwdriver in my hand.

Yeah.  I know.  I was a little surprised too.  I can’t believe I actually used my brain.

The third time was the charm…

I installed the last shelf and put the computer on the desk…

I am THRILLED with the desk.  It is even nicer than the one that was in the room before!!

Because I was in carpenter mode, I decided to go ahead and see what I could do about the window.  It had been begging for attention.

I drove to Walmart and bought an inexpensive set of blinds, a curtain, and a spring-action, no-tool-needed curtain rod.  You will see that picture in a minute.

What you won’t see in the picture of the window are the blinds I bought.

Why?

Because I could not figure out how to install them, despite using my go-to-expert…Google.  It turns out I don’t need them anyway and will return them tomorrow.

Next, I drove to Michael’s with my coupons in hand.

Oh my gosh, but did you know that every Friday, from now through August 24th, teachers can get 10% off of their entire orders, including sales items?

I did not have an ID badge from my school, so I could not take advantage of this deal, but I plan on approaching my principal and asking for something I can show the stores I shop at.  My school is so small that I don’t think it requires staff members to wear badges.

Regardless, I still shopped.

I found this small flower pot on clearance for $1.99 (marked down from $4.99)…

I also found this basket…again a clearance item…for $9.99 instead of the regular price of $19.99…

I could not use my coupons on the clearance items, but I did use them to purchase two packages of Expo markers, which I put inside the pot.

Although my original intent for my day had been to finish packing up the books in the hallway, I wound up putting the not-quite finishing touches on the room.

I hung my clock and another bulletin board.

And…

I placed the all-important name plate on my fancy-schmancy new desk.

I made a collage of the pictures of my room…

I still want to do stuff like put some sort of cloth over the file cabinets that are under the window, purchase “in/out” boxes for my desk, and get another other dry erase board hung.

But, I finally feel like the room is mine.

I think I am now ready to go in on Monday and start making hard-core lesson plans that I will present in my student-friendly room.

A Classroom Gets a Makeover

Today, I spent seven hours at the school.  As you saw from the pictures I posted a couple of days ago, I had my work cut out for me.

At first, the task seemed insurmountable.

I don’t know what you do in situations like this, but I like to put on some music and get my groove on.

Last night, I installed the free Pandora application on my fancy-schmancy new phone.

I was ready to boogie my way through those books, bookcases, and desks.

And that is what I did.

The Mr. was kind enough to buy me a couple of packages of finishing nails so I could nail the back pieces of my bookcases back together.

See, when I was transferring them from the building that houses the primary grades to my room, I managed to drop both of them, making them a little worse for wear.

Apparently I cannot be trusted with a dolly.

Getting my room organized has been my number one priority because I cannot function in a mess.

Oh, I know my house isn’t the cleanest, but it is kind-of-sort-of picked up (notice I did not say kind-of-sort-of clean as in eat-off-the-floor-clean), but I keep it fairly straightened up.

My work environment HAS to be neat.

I have always been like this.

And that is what led to a major oops.

You know how you’ll be cleaning the house, and you take something to one room and find something that needs to be done there, so you start cleaning it, completely forgetting about what you were originally doing?

Well, that happened to me.

I have two desks in the room, and I went to the one with the drawers on a mission to find something…maybe a pair of scissors.

Oh my.  The drawers were in need of purging.

Once I got started, I could not stop.

I cleaned the heck out of all nine of them.

I organized the push pins, rubber bands, and post-it notes.  I even separated the large paper clips from the small ones.

Yeah.

I’m anal like that.

My trash bag got more and more full.

Finally, I was done, and I dragged the bag outside to the dumpster, where it broke before I could lift it.

Ugh.

90+ degree heat, and there I was squatting down trying to scoop up pens and other stuff from the dirt on the curb.

Nasty, but I got the job done.

I happily went back inside.

A couple of hours later, I saw the teacher who had used the classroom last year.

I happily waved to her.

She asked if that was her stuff in the dumpster.

Uh oh.

My heart fell.

You see, I thought she had taken all of her stuff out of the room last week.

Apparently, she had not gotten to her desk.

Oh, you guys…I cannot tell you how horrible I felt as she walked back outside to go dumpster diving to see what could be salvaged.

I fear that she did not find much.

Sigh.

I could not believe that this would be one of her first impressions of me.

I apologized profusely and offered to replace any supplies I’d gotten rid of.

To her credit, she was very gracious, even while I admitted that I should not have assumed that I had the green light to clear things out.

I have much to learn.

All-in-all, it was a very productive day.

Although the room is not quite where I want it to be, I see light at the end of the tunnel.

Here are the before and after photos…

The desk that the computer is sitting on in the top right photo will be going bye-bye tomorrow…following its owner, so the Mr. bought me another desk to replace it.

That means I get to strap on my carpenter’s belt and  do some construction!  Woo Hoo!!

I am also planning on hanging another dry erase board on the long wall opposite the one that is home to the small desk.  I hope to do this next week during my first official (meaning I get paid) week on the job.

Meanwhile, the hallway is looking much more manageable…

So, I still have a lot to do, but it’s fun to celebrate each day’s progress.

It’s All in the Thumb Action

Gomer Pyle came back to the house yesterday.

Don’t remember him?  Check out this post from last week.

This time, he carried with him a brand spanking new toilet tank…

This is model #706 which, according to my plumber, replaces model #703…

One would think that installing a new tank is a simple matter, and, quite honestly, it was.

Until…

Mr. Gomer Pyle the Plumber called me into the bathroom to check out the new commode.

“Notice the square edges of the tank?” he asked?  “I hope you don’t mind that it’s not rounded like the one before.”

“Uh huh,” I said.  “It actually looks quite nice,” I continued.

Honestly, it is a toilet, and I am not exactly Martha Stewart where the lines in the house have to mesh.

I am all about function.

Not only was the shape of the tank different, but instead of having the flusher handle on the front like before, it is now located on the side, and it is silver instead of white.

I like the silver.  It matches my bathroom fixtures.

But I digress.

Location, location, location.

Apparently, folks, location of a toilet’s flusher handle makes quite a bit of difference in the way a toilet flushes.

And that’s when I got a lesson in how to flush the toilet.

I kid you not.

After boasting of the curved edges, the plumber instructed me to “Give ‘er a flush.”

Um, okayyyyyyyyyyy…

So, I flushed (not having used the bathroom first, thank gosh).

The toilet only flushed half-way.

Great.

Here I have a new tank, but it wouldn’t flush properly.

Ahhhh…but that was part of the lesson (I’m picking up tips since I am going to be teaching my own classes for the first time).

See, Gomer knew I would not be flushing properly, and he considered it his duty to make sure he did not leave the house until I understood the proper method of flushing my new potty.

First of all, because the flusher handle is located on the side of the tank, there is less give between the chain of the flapper and the metal arm that connects the handle to said flapper…

This is a flapper, in case you ever need to ask for this part at Home Depot or Lowe's

Apparently, it’s all in the thumb action.

Folks, yesterday, I learned that one mustn’t throw his/her entire body weight into the flush motion.

Gee, it’s going to be like learning a new golf swing.  Sheesh Louise!

First, you quickly swipe your thumb down the flush handle, pushing it down firmly as you go…

If you use the correct thumb action, the flapper will pop open (as opposed to lingering in the up position), forcing the water out of the tank (and thus flushing your poo out of the bowl), and refilling the tank with a new batch of water.

The plumber made me practice several times before I got it right.

Before he left, he gave me the lid and handle to the broken tank.  That makes two that I am now storing in my attic.

Some people collect dolls.  I collect toilet tank covers.

Anyhoo…I am off to practice my thumb action…yet another skill I can add to the ole resume.